He’s … not wrong.
But when those women see that wedding ring, they lose all interest in him.
Pirate life: sail the seas, pillage ships, plunder villages, seek out treasure, kidnap beautiful women, get paid to fight as a mercenary, get turned down for marriage by the beautiful kidnapped women…
There’s lots of exciting adventures and fun to be had as a pirate.
There be Cabin Boys too, I hear.
Mom knows best. The kid was hoping for a more noble answer.
Chicks dig swashbuckling types!
Got here too soon. Pirate Mike must still be asleep.
The gold and rum cloud your reasoning.