Pirate Mike by Brad Perri for December 05, 2018


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    some idiot on the internet Premium Member 4 months ago

    He’s … not wrong.

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    katina.cooper  4 months ago

    But when those women see that wedding ring, they lose all interest in him.

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    ArmOfTheSportsPress  4 months ago

    Pirate life: sail the seas, pillage ships, plunder villages, seek out treasure, kidnap beautiful women, get paid to fight as a mercenary, get turned down for marriage by the beautiful kidnapped women…

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    SquawkTron  4 months ago

    There’s lots of exciting adventures and fun to be had as a pirate.

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    Radish Premium Member 4 months ago

    There be Cabin Boys too, I hear.

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    Perkycat  4 months ago

    Mom knows best. The kid was hoping for a more noble answer.

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    Amanda El-Dweek creator 4 months ago

    Chicks dig swashbuckling types!

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    katina.cooper  3 months ago

    Got here too soon. Pirate Mike must still be asleep.

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    PoodleGroomer  3 months ago

    The gold and rum cloud your reasoning.

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