Pickles by Brian Crane for September 30, 2024

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    carlsonbob  2 months ago

    Time to get rid of that son of a bee Earl!

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    ʲᔆ  2 months ago

    scare it away⠄⠄⠄

    just yell, BOO BEE!!

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    Ratkin Premium Member 2 months ago

    What, no windshield washer or wipers?

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    Argythree  2 months ago

    If she’s like me, she’s allergic to bee sting, so you do get scared…

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 2 months ago

    I knock down at least 5 yellow jacket nests a week. Never get stung, maybe because I don’t kill them. They do get PO’d, but I never swat them

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    Lucy Rudy  2 months ago

    Just turn on the wipers.

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    badeckman  2 months ago

    Wife gave her self a concussion trying to get away from a bee once.

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    iggyman  2 months ago

    A spider would have the same reaction I’ll bet!

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    My First Premium Member 2 months ago

    Move over, Sharknado. There’s a new terrifying animal-tornado combination in town. Thursday night’s season eight premiere of the wonderfully ridiculous 9-1-1 introduced the world to the bee-nado. That’s right, a tornado made of killer bees. This is just the first of three nights of bee-nado as the triple-episode premiere will continue October 3 and 10.

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    Purple People Eater  2 months ago

    Use the windshield wipers.

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    tremaine53  2 months ago

    Call the Fire Department.

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    Geophyzz  2 months ago

    Spend a summer working in the Canadian bush, and you will learn to love bees. They are one of the very few flying insects that aren’t after your blood.

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    PraiseofFolly  2 months ago

    Time to call in the Bee Team!

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    mywifeslover  2 months ago

    Go bee a hero Earl!

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    Ichabod Ferguson  2 months ago

    Bee kind.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 2 months ago

    We have vehicles that sit a bit higher than a standard car. We rented a Chevy Malibu for several days this week on a trip and, while it seemed an excellent vehicle, it was rather difficult to get out of being so close to the ground.

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    anamchara42  2 months ago

    Seatbelts in a 1951 Studebaker Champion? I guess we weren’t supposed to remember what kind of car they have.

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    The Fly Hunter  2 months ago

    Tell her there’s a spider IN the car.

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    The Fly Hunter  2 months ago

    My first wife once called me at work and exclaimed that I had to get home immediately. Panicked, I wondered what the emergency could be. Did something happen to our daughter? Was there a fire or a flood in the house? Or was it worse than that? No, I have to come home immediately because there was a mouse in the house! Mind you, we had 2 cats and 2 dogs who knew how to take care of the problem.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 2 months ago

    Better a bee on the windshield than a bee in her bonnet.

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    ro.boat  2 months ago

    I have exited a moving vehicle due to a flying stingy thing entering through an open window. (We weren’t moving very fast, thankfully)

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    fencie  2 months ago

    Our bumblebees are passive and cute. The yellow jackets and horseflies, not so much.

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    ANIMAL  2 months ago

    That was MY guess

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    ladykat  2 months ago

    That’ll do it.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  2 months ago

    Tell her honking the horn doesn’t help.

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    ragsarooni  2 months ago

    Here’s your big chance,earl…..

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    Tachyon the Samurai  2 months ago

    So she calls the kid over to the car to tell him to get Grampa…Bad Gramma, bad Gramma.

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    pearlyqim  2 months ago

    Makes sense to me! :-)

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    poppacapsmokeblower  2 months ago

    Want out of the car? Put the bee in the car.

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    XF8U-3  2 months ago

    Sounds like a good time for a raid on the cookie jar.

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    wildlandwaters  2 months ago

    if it’s an actual honey bee, they’re not out to get ya… but a wasp or hornet, that’s a different story… they’re generally in a bad mood!

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    KimSwearingen Premium Member 2 months ago

    Let her sit in that old Studebaker all night, Earl…

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    w16521  2 months ago

    Better “bee” careful.

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    zeexenon  2 months ago

    Her best friend Beatrice?

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    zeexenon  2 months ago

    Her best and oldest friend Beatrice?

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 2 months ago

    Earl better shoo away the bee or he’ll starve.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 2 months ago

    I wonder what Opal would do if she lived alone? Maybe learn to take care of herself?

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    Strawberry King  2 months ago

    The windows aren’t open, are they?

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    Mary McNeil Premium Member 2 months ago

    There’s groceries to be unloaded Earl !

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  2 months ago

    The brave bee basher beats by brick and bat

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    Jaythor  about 2 months ago

    You could leave her there, and enjoy the extended peace, but then she will just be that much more annoying when it flies away and she comes in ranting and raving. Go be the hero, Earl.

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