Pickles by Brian Crane for June 12, 2024

Karens are going to Karen

But hers is opalescent.

Earl, Earl, Earl … what have we told you about making comments like that? Someday, she’s really gonna hurt you.

Earl has a serious case of “foot in mouth” disease!

You’d think that he wouldn’t tip over like that, being less top heavy.

A few months ago at a get together I just had to comment on how one of my lady friends hair looked extra silky and could I touch it. Of course she said yes so then I ran my finger over her upper lip. Um, ended up about the same as Earl. Guess my reactions are’nt as fast as they used to was. Tru story!

He’ll be sleeping on the couch tonight.

She disturbed Roscoe’s sleep.

she could put a bag over her head

Dye her hair.

Next time think before you open your mouth, Earl!

Roscoe does not know what to make out of this situation!

He could have just said, “Why don’t you try shaving your mustache off?”

Grow her beard, too, and gain TWENTY years.

A zinger like that is well worth the price!

Change her hair. Color it and get a new style.

Haha okay that was funny

Earl’s a pushover.

Eartl, Opal fed you that fastball down the middle of the plate, but DANG! You hit that into the next county! I’m the guy first in line at home plate to give to a High 5 for that one!

Really? What was your first clue?

Aye and a Manly women see would be ! /s

I keep trying to imagine what they looked like in their twenties…

He hasn’t learned a THING after all these years………..

At least Roscoe wasn’t wagging his tail on that one!

maybe try keeping your trap shut, Opal

You should have quit while you were ahead, Earl. Have you never learned anything!

Never criticize a lady’s moustache, Earl!

Roscoe’s admiring Earl socks after getting socked.

I once shaved half my mustache before a date. She did not notice, no next date…

Try a new haircut/color and get rid of the dumpy clothes.

Women are like that, yeah they are.

offer good advice only to have it rejected.

tisk, tisk, tisk

Earl, zip it. Unless you want Opal to cut short your golden years.

This is typical Brian Crane narrative. Opal insults Earl and that’s ok. When Earl turns the table, Opal strikes him.

Now you’re even!

Nair there and everywhere.

Earl you should’ve known better!

OOOOOH! That"s gotta hurt!!!!!!

Oh Earl, you knew as soon as you said that.

somehow I’m thinkin’ Earl deserved that! Lol!

CHESNEY (TEN CATS). Earl needs room next to you and Jack on The Loading Dock again.

He does look younger!

I don’t look younger, but I look less wierd.

“AND THAT’S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED!”

I moustache you not to try saying that again Earl.

More like women try harder to improve what they think is wrong.

Great reply earl

Samson lost his great strength when he lost his hair…..Earl lost all tactful good sense when he lost his mustache!

Roscoe is trying to figure out how to sleep on Earl’s lap.

Pow, right in the kisser!

I think the “ secret” to looking younger is to smile. Avoid frowning. And laugh often.