Pickles by Brian Crane for May 22, 2024

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    oldthang  about 2 months ago

    I couldn’t live your life, Earl.

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    sirbadger  about 2 months ago

    Can he use the couch next door?

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    MichaelAxelFleming  about 2 months ago

    Now Earl knows how the homeless feel.

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    hariseldon59  about 2 months ago

    There’s a definite advantage to being single.

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    Ratkin  about 2 months ago

    When our cleaning lady comes I drive to the park and go running.

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    Concretionist  about 2 months ago

    I have actually gone to sit in the car and read on a (very) few occasions. It doesn’t work very well, but it does work a little for a little while.

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    angelolady Premium Member about 2 months ago

    So take the bloomin’ comforter off.

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    enigmamz  about 2 months ago

    Go to the park, instead! Just don’t bring your wallet.

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    joannesshadow  about 2 months ago

    Earl needs a hammock.

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Take the keys and just drive away, Opal won’t even miss you!

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    carlsonbob  about 2 months ago

    Just get a hotel room and leave the cell phone at home.

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    jasonsnakelover  about 2 months ago

    Just put your pajamas on and keep them on all the time because you’re retired.

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    iggyman  about 2 months ago

    Ah, Lodgings, by Studebaker! (I do not think he overbought a new car!

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    PraiseofFolly  about 2 months ago

    Good times there are now forgotten? (Is Opal at all tempted to join him?)

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    akiprev04  about 2 months ago

    In E:arl’s place, I’d say her to go back to her mom.

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    dlkrueger33  about 2 months ago

    Do they only have one bedroom? Earl could nap in a guest room.

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    Doug K  about 2 months ago

    Earl seems to be taking a back seat to a lot of Opal’s decisions.

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    Queen of America  about 2 months ago

    Tell her you’re going to a hotel. There goes her monthly yarn money.

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    JoeStoppinghem Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I guess Charlotte the harlot has a room I can rent for a couple hours, so I can take a nap.

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    tremaine53  about 2 months ago

    “Don’t mind me. I’ll be at the motel with my girlfriend.”

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    Jackie Gleason, “To the moon, Alice”.

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Earl needs a den of his own!

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    steveh64  about 2 months ago

    If he leaves the car door open with his feet sticking out, Opal will be afraid she’ll be embarrassed when the ladies visit. Then maybe she’ll tell him to lie on the bed anyway.

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    w16521  about 2 months ago

    Time for Earl to tell Opal to shove it.

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    airbrushingsunshine  about 2 months ago

    go to your grandsons’ house.

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    Chris  about 2 months ago

    sigh, good grief Opal… what’s next, changing the seats in the car to a more fancy look?

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    kaycstamper  about 2 months ago

    He should stand up to her, she’s ridiculous!

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    Gandalf  about 2 months ago

    She can be an old bitty sometimes.

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    hk Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Sure glad I am not married to tyrant like her.

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    ANIMAL  about 2 months ago

    People wonder why I never got married……LOL

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    thegreat.gildersleeve  about 2 months ago

    Ralph Kramden’s spirit will haunt your nap dreams Earl….. I’m the King of the Castle!

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    ladykat  about 2 months ago

    Make sure you leave the windows open. It’s going to be a warm day.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 2 months ago

    Earl should go with his castaway living hammock.

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    MichaelD Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Those lounge chairs at beach resorts look really comfy, Earl. Time for a road trip.

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    KimSwearingen Premium Member about 2 months ago

    It’s high time to cut Opal loose….

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    IndyW  about 2 months ago

    GRRRRR! Earl, take a stand, it’s your bed too. Use it.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Send the paramedics to help me out if I’m not back for dinner.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Attaboy Earl…never be deterred!

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    miztrniceguy  about 2 months ago

    I wonder how closely they resemble Brian’s actual parents.

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    circleM  about 2 months ago

    Earl needs a man cave.

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    andersjg Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Be sure to stick your feet out the window to impress those ladies .

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    cfkelley  about 2 months ago

    I feel for you, Earl!

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    MarieStanford  about 2 months ago

    She might let him go under the new comforter lol

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    zeexenon  about 2 months ago

    “In the closed garage with the engine running.”

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    Mike Baldwin creator about 2 months ago

    And be sure to float to the car so you don’t leave any marks on the carpet.

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    kathleenhicks62  about 2 months ago

    Pitch a tent in the back or front yard and blow up the air mattress, that should work.

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    billdaviswords  about 2 months ago

    Earl: “I’ll be napping somewhere… with a new wife.”

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    RDerekGrier  about 2 months ago

    That Studebaker got that much room?

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    Chris Sherlock  about 2 months ago

    I have to know, Earl—was there any woman other than Opal you could have married?

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    elgrecousa Premium Member about 2 months ago

    She has turned him into a miserable, useless, helpless bloke. The irony is that he probably doesn’t even realize it.

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    goboboyd  about 2 months ago

    My dad used their travel trailer in the back yard. Newspaper, six pack, and a pile of Polka 8-tracks.

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    sobrown51  about 2 months ago

    Thought we’d seen Earl in a hammock in the back yard before.

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    eric.franz.petras  about 2 months ago

    At this point, Opal should clue in.

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Opal might as well get a hotel room for the group get togethers. Less hassle. Earl almost always gets in the way at the last minute. Let him make his own lunch for a change.

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    cafed00d Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Change into pajamas??? I never got out of them!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 2 months ago

    Give Opal time and even that will be ruined.

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    dogday Premium Member about 2 months ago

    No patience! His house, too, not her doll house; and his bed. Just take that comforter off the bed and stretch out, Earl.

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    chick485  about 2 months ago

    I can vaguely remember better uses for the back seat. (wink-wink)

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    Jaythor  about 2 months ago

    It’s your house that you paid for. Sleep where you like, Earl. if she doesn’t want the comforter to get mussed, she can move it. You warned her.

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