Pickles by Brian Crane for May 11, 2023

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    allen@home  over 1 year ago

    I wouldn’t put it past her Earl.

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    sirbadger  over 1 year ago

    Earl should worry, because he can’t use a bank.

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    hariseldon59  over 1 year ago

    Maybe Earl’s a zombie.

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    rasputin's horoscope  over 1 year ago

    He’d better complete all the chores on the list before he dies or he’ll face the consequences for eternity.

    “Don’t you dare die before you get the garbage cans in!”

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    “I see dead people doing chores.”

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Even in death, Earl is not free.

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    PraiseofFolly  over 1 year ago

    ‘Til Death Do You Part — but maybe not, if you have “unfinished chores.”

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    juicebruce  over 1 year ago

    Chores …. On the same list with death and taxes ;-)

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    eced52  over 1 year ago

    Maybe the list is for the next Earl.

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    iggyman  over 1 year ago

    She’s dead wrong Earl, or you’re dead right!

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    Troglodyte  over 1 year ago

    What does your sixth sense tell you, Earl? :D

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    bookworm0812  over 1 year ago

    Hey, let the credit card company think you’re dead. They can’t send collections after a corpse.

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    DawnQuinn1  over 1 year ago

    Oh yes she would! She would haunt you for all eternity.

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    DawnQuinn1  over 1 year ago

    That is what wives are for.

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    Darryl Heine  over 1 year ago

    Time to get a new credit card with an alternate name.

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    V45mikky  over 1 year ago

    Maybe he is in hell, and will have to do endless chores for eternity.

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    Earl had better get this fixed before his pension and Social Security is turned off.

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    MRC112  over 1 year ago

    Would probably be blamed for not having completed them before you died

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    VICTOR PROULX  over 1 year ago

    First panel, no silhouette. Second panel, the background is silhouette. Fourth panel, foreground is silhouette. Good stuff.

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    ANIMAL  over 1 year ago

    If I were married to HER…… I would WANT to be dead.

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    His ‘Good Grief, Opal!!’ when he reads the list works better than checking for a pulse.

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    Skippy the Magnificent  over 1 year ago

    In the beginning of time, God created the world and then rested. Then he created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then neither God nor man has rested.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Oy, Earl! Be thankful you’re not pushing Daisys!

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 1 year ago

    you have passed your expiration date, but you are not deceased.

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    No, she wouldn’t, Earl.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It’s a test Earl, if the jobs get done she knows you are still alive, if not… well, she will start cashing in the insurance.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Atta boy Earl….

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    NRHAWK Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I understand why Earl’s not too sure he is alive. I was almost in an accident once where I was playing it safe for a left turn at a stop sign. I watched and waited for a minivan to pass before pulling out. It was the only vehicle on that road, and I watched it carefully as it approached and then turned its right turn signal on There were still no other cars in sight until I pulled out and what do you know but there was a little bitty car hiding in the van’s driver side blind spot. I still don’t understand how that little car missed me and sometimes I think maybe it didn’t and I am in Purgatory after all. Seriously considering the many possible definitions of Purgatory how would we know?

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 1 year ago

    Earl, you should know Opal better than that.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Earl’s a dead-ringer for a chore boy.

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    bwswolf  over 1 year ago

    Yes, she would Earl …….. :)

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    heathcliff2  over 1 year ago

    Careful. Could be Opal has joined a conspiracy to trick you into performing chores.

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Usually 2 to 3 weeks after the expiration date…

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Opal has no expectation that Earl will actually DO the chores, but it makes her feel better if he has some kind of idea just how much SHE has to do.

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    Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago

    When did Opal last update the chore list? That could give a clue. Then again, when was the last time Earl did anything on the list?

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 1 year ago

    just saying, but as if grandson Nelson would do Earl’s chores written by Opal if Earl is deceased

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    Jack Bell Premium Member over 1 year ago

    About 25 years ago, one of my credit cards was declined. When I called to find out why, I was told it was because I was diseased. I assured them that I was still breathing. They said they couldn’t re-open that account but would be glad to give me a new one. I guess even dead people can open accounts.

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