Pickles by Brian Crane for January 04, 2023

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    Jaques Sheet  5 months ago

    ㋡ HA!

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    Templo S.U.D.  5 months ago

    touché, Opal

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    Botulism Bob  5 months ago

    His prescriptions include one “stupid pill” a day….. because it’s guaranteed to keep him stupid.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  5 months ago

    Rather than maintenance medicine, it would be best to have a single one-time dose which cured the problem.

    Earl’s definitely did the trick.

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    How long is it before Earl gets Opal’s implication?

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    I'm here for the cookies Premium Member 5 months ago

    Kick Pearl in the a$$

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  5 months ago

    This is more of a Harrison Bergeron situation. Earl has to dumb himself down to weather Opal’s constant carping.

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    kelloggs2066  5 months ago

    It’s getting to the point where Earl and Opal never have any nice moments together.

    If I wanted bickering people, I’d be reading “Lockhorns.”

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    The Reader Premium Member 5 months ago

    But the pharmaceutical companies insist on selling them to us anyway.

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 5 months ago

    An oldie but a goodie, Earl and the joke.

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    akiprev04  5 months ago

    For what?

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    jagedlo  5 months ago

    You just had to set her up for that, huh, Earl?

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    jbordzol  5 months ago

    Maybe never; but a reaction would be nice to see.

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    iggyman  5 months ago

    Maybe you don’t need those pills, Earl!

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    tremaine53  5 months ago

    Earl? You also don’t need to take any “Married To A Horrendous Person” pills. You seem to have that covered without any meds.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  5 months ago

    If he doesn’t take them you might wake up alone, Opal.

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    goboboyd  5 months ago

    Earl is wondering how soon he can use that line on someone else. (Not Opal)

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    rhpii  5 months ago

    Exactly, that’s why I have you Opal!

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    Bill Hand  5 months ago

    I swear, Opal is one of the meanest women in comics.

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    Budman 2  5 months ago

    It took me a minute !

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member 5 months ago

    She’s right. He married her.

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    ANIMAL  5 months ago

    Soooooo………….. what are you SAYING, Opal.????

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    Mainesailah Premium Member 5 months ago

    Love the joke here, but have to ask what would everyone think if the genders were reversed? Why is it okay to have the male be the butt of the joke and not the reverse?

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    jaypem  5 months ago

    Why does this comic strip make me feel right at home?

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    suelou  5 months ago

    She could have asked, “Are you sure?”

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    sandpiper  5 months ago

    ouch!! A solid hit.

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    Steverino Premium Member 5 months ago

    I like to take my pills ar night. Bitburger pils are my favorite.

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    bngooby  5 months ago

    I always remember to take my stupid pills! It’s my smart pills I forget to take….

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    PeaceWouldBeNice  5 months ago

    I have pills and herbs to take for memory improvement. I wish I could remember to take them…

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    wes tnt  5 months ago

    maybe he should’ve said f***ing pills?

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    Daltongang Premium Member 5 months ago

    Sometimes I think that Opal overdoses on her snarky pills.

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    Ishka Bibel  5 months ago

    Cha cha cha.I take ginkgo biloba for memory. Unless I forget.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 5 months ago

    We’ll get up and take them now….stupid!

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    Snuffles [Previously Helikitty]   5 months ago

    Pills for what?

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    kathleenhicks62  5 months ago

    That is so funny – I laughed out loud all by my self in the living room!

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    rickarama4  5 months ago

    Brian Crane and I share the same wicked sense of humor that should read. Oooops!

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    Spiffy  5 months ago

    Thanks to Opal, Earl doesn’t have to take anything for a headache, either.

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    jmworacle  5 months ago

    Fish in a barrel, fish in a barrel.

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    kab2rb  5 months ago

    If I forgotten to take two of my pills, one my body would feel bad the other lab work would tattle, I be heading to heart attack.

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    Angry Indeed  5 months ago

    Opal’s right. Earl’s first stupid act was marry her sorry @$$!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  5 months ago

    Most people don’t WANT to take those.

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    Amy K  5 months ago

    Well, Crankshaft is part of the GoComics lineup now, so Earl now has a partner in stupidity

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    51 Champion  5 months ago

    Absolutely perfectly hilarious!!!

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    pbr50138  5 months ago

    I wonder if Earl understood that shot?

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    vick53  4 months ago

    WOOT!!! Gud won!!!

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