㋡ HA!
Zing!
touché, Opal
His prescriptions include one “stupid pill” a day….. because it’s guaranteed to keep him stupid.
Rather than maintenance medicine, it would be best to have a single one-time dose which cured the problem.
Earl’s definitely did the trick.
How long is it before Earl gets Opal’s implication?
Kick Pearl in the a$$
This is more of a Harrison Bergeron situation. Earl has to dumb himself down to weather Opal’s constant carping.
It’s getting to the point where Earl and Opal never have any nice moments together.
If I wanted bickering people, I’d be reading “Lockhorns.”
But the pharmaceutical companies insist on selling them to us anyway.
An oldie but a goodie, Earl and the joke.
For what?
You just had to set her up for that, huh, Earl?
Maybe never; but a reaction would be nice to see.
Maybe you don’t need those pills, Earl!
Earl? You also don’t need to take any “Married To A Horrendous Person” pills. You seem to have that covered without any meds.
If he doesn’t take them you might wake up alone, Opal.
Earl is wondering how soon he can use that line on someone else. (Not Opal)
Ba-dum-pum!
Exactly, that’s why I have you Opal!
I swear, Opal is one of the meanest women in comics.
It took me a minute !
She’s right. He married her.
Soooooo………….. what are you SAYING, Opal.????
Love the joke here, but have to ask what would everyone think if the genders were reversed? Why is it okay to have the male be the butt of the joke and not the reverse?
Why does this comic strip make me feel right at home?
She could have asked, “Are you sure?”
ouch!! A solid hit.
I like to take my pills ar night. Bitburger pils are my favorite.
I always remember to take my stupid pills! It’s my smart pills I forget to take….
Ouch!
Hmmmm‼️☺️
I have pills and herbs to take for memory improvement. I wish I could remember to take them…
maybe he should’ve said f***ing pills?
Sometimes I think that Opal overdoses on her snarky pills.
Cha cha cha.I take ginkgo biloba for memory. Unless I forget.
We’ll get up and take them now….stupid!
Pills for what?
That is so funny – I laughed out loud all by my self in the living room!
Brian Crane and I share the same wicked sense of humor that should read. Oooops!
Thanks to Opal, Earl doesn’t have to take anything for a headache, either.
Fish in a barrel, fish in a barrel.
If I forgotten to take two of my pills, one my body would feel bad the other lab work would tattle, I be heading to heart attack.
Opal’s right. Earl’s first stupid act was marry her sorry @$$!
Most people don’t WANT to take those.
Well, Crankshaft is part of the GoComics lineup now, so Earl now has a partner in stupidity
Absolutely perfectly hilarious!!!
Excellent.
I wonder if Earl understood that shot?
WOOT!!! Gud won!!!
If I were Earl I don’t think I would talk to Opal. Everything she says is mean.
ꜝ about 1 year ago
㋡ HA!
Wilde Bill about 1 year ago
Zing!
Templo S.U.D. about 1 year ago
touché, Opal
Botulism Bob about 1 year ago
His prescriptions include one “stupid pill” a day….. because it’s guaranteed to keep him stupid.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 1 year ago
Rather than maintenance medicine, it would be best to have a single one-time dose which cured the problem.
Earl’s definitely did the trick.
Doug K about 1 year ago
How long is it before Earl gets Opal’s implication?
The dude from FL Premium Member about 1 year ago
Kick Pearl in the a$$
Pharmakeus Ubik about 1 year ago
This is more of a Harrison Bergeron situation. Earl has to dumb himself down to weather Opal’s constant carping.
kelloggs2066 about 1 year ago
It’s getting to the point where Earl and Opal never have any nice moments together.
If I wanted bickering people, I’d be reading “Lockhorns.”
The Reader Premium Member about 1 year ago
But the pharmaceutical companies insist on selling them to us anyway.
Justanolddude Premium Member about 1 year ago
An oldie but a goodie, Earl and the joke.
akiprev04 about 1 year ago
For what?
jagedlo about 1 year ago
You just had to set her up for that, huh, Earl?
jbordzol about 1 year ago
Maybe never; but a reaction would be nice to see.
iggyman about 1 year ago
Maybe you don’t need those pills, Earl!
tremaine53 about 1 year ago
Earl? You also don’t need to take any “Married To A Horrendous Person” pills. You seem to have that covered without any meds.
Meg: All Seriousness Aside about 1 year ago
If he doesn’t take them you might wake up alone, Opal.
goboboyd about 1 year ago
Earl is wondering how soon he can use that line on someone else. (Not Opal)
mrsdonaldson about 1 year ago
Ba-dum-pum!
rhpii about 1 year ago
Exactly, that’s why I have you Opal!
Bill Hand about 1 year ago
I swear, Opal is one of the meanest women in comics.
Budman 2 about 1 year ago
It took me a minute !
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 1 year ago
She’s right. He married her.
ANIMAL about 1 year ago
Soooooo………….. what are you SAYING, Opal.????
Mainesailah Premium Member about 1 year ago
Love the joke here, but have to ask what would everyone think if the genders were reversed? Why is it okay to have the male be the butt of the joke and not the reverse?
jaypem about 1 year ago
Why does this comic strip make me feel right at home?
suelou about 1 year ago
She could have asked, “Are you sure?”
sandpiper about 1 year ago
ouch!! A solid hit.
Steverino Premium Member about 1 year ago
I like to take my pills ar night. Bitburger pils are my favorite.
bngooby about 1 year ago
I always remember to take my stupid pills! It’s my smart pills I forget to take….
Gandalf about 1 year ago
Ouch!
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
Hmmmm‼️☺️
PeaceWouldBeNice about 1 year ago
I have pills and herbs to take for memory improvement. I wish I could remember to take them…
wes tnt about 1 year ago
maybe he should’ve said f***ing pills?
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 year ago
Sometimes I think that Opal overdoses on her snarky pills.
Ishka Bibel about 1 year ago
Cha cha cha.I take ginkgo biloba for memory. Unless I forget.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 year ago
We’ll get up and take them now….stupid!
Snuffles [Previously Helikitty] about 1 year ago
Pills for what?
kathleenhicks62 about 1 year ago
That is so funny – I laughed out loud all by my self in the living room!
rickarama4 about 1 year ago
Brian Crane and I share the same wicked sense of humor that should read. Oooops!
Spiffy about 1 year ago
Thanks to Opal, Earl doesn’t have to take anything for a headache, either.
jmworacle about 1 year ago
Fish in a barrel, fish in a barrel.
kab2rb about 1 year ago
If I forgotten to take two of my pills, one my body would feel bad the other lab work would tattle, I be heading to heart attack.
Angry Indeed about 1 year ago
Opal’s right. Earl’s first stupid act was marry her sorry @$$!
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 1 year ago
Most people don’t WANT to take those.
Amy K about 1 year ago
Well, Crankshaft is part of the GoComics lineup now, so Earl now has a partner in stupidity
51 Champion about 1 year ago
Absolutely perfectly hilarious!!!
CeceliaWD Premium Member about 1 year ago
Excellent.
pbr50138 about 1 year ago
I wonder if Earl understood that shot?
vick53 about 1 year ago
WOOT!!! Gud won!!!
scottsafriendofgod 7 months ago
If I were Earl I don’t think I would talk to Opal. Everything she says is mean.