Pickles by Brian Crane for September 04, 2022

Wow…et tu, Nelson?

oh, how we cannot wait for Nelson to be a grandmother

I worked hard to fail that test!!

HaHaHaHa

When an old woman dies, a library burns.

The truth comes from a children’s mouth .

I love this strip. This is what the funnies should be all about.

Smart Kid!

Accurate!

I’ve worn the right cloths in the rain. In general it was still yucky and didn’t help you do what you wanted to do. Climbing trees, in the rain, is a bad idea.

No such thing as bad weather? I wonder what you wear for a tornado.

Wow ! Earl walked right into that one !

Ouch!

By that logic, there’s no such thing as poverty. It’s just the wrong amount of money.

Grampa is still more fun.

Oh Nelson, grandpa just has a different world-view

Grandma is full of poo.

Hey, wait a sec! I’m a grampa!

They must be in Japan, the door swings out.

We have division of labor. Granny teaches the sensitive, thoughtful side of life, while Gramps shows you how to tie knots and sharpen a pencil with a penknife.

Gasp! Nelson’s been hanging around too much with the ole folk…he needs to go outside and play with peers…..never saw them either….

OUCH!

I wish there characters plus Peanuts and Dennis the Menace would grow older with the strip.

I steal a lot of these and give them to my Dad. I hope you don’t mind.

Darn tootin! That’s the part of the test, when she asks you to do something, do it wrong.

That hurt

She’s telling her grandSON that? Appalling.

The favorite joke on comic strips rears its ugly head.

Gut laugh here. But I do disagree about Grandpas not knowing so much. Its just Grandpas know a whole lot of different stuff than what Grandmas know.

I’ll think about it when we’re beachcombing tomorrow.

Maybe right on that Nelson.

Old joke.

Wish there were some qualifications for being a parent (and grandparent)… the world would be a much better place

Poor Earl!

Too bad there is not a school and test requirement to be a parent. I adopted three kids in 1992 from people who should have taken and passed a test.

If Nelson becomes a Gramma….. I’M OUTTA HERE..!!!!!!!!!!!

So, has Nelson been fact checking Grandpa?

Question #1: Are you A.) Female B.) Male ?

She doesn’t want him to be a man, therefore she is thoroughly confusing him.

No such thing as bad weather, Opal? I suppose hurricanes, blizzards, hail storms, tornadoes, torrential rain, flooding, etc. are peach-keen weather events. Nelson, there IS such a thing as bad advice. ;-p