Pickles by Brian Crane for June 27, 2022

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    Concretionist  3 months ago

    “IF” is useless without “THEN”.

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  3 months ago

    touché, Earl, on that comeback

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    californiamonty  3 months ago

    Lande & Lbute?

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    hariseldon59  3 months ago

    The word ‘life’ also contains the chemical symbols for lithium and iron. I don’t have a joke for this, just a nerdy chemist observation.

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    Good one Earl!

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    AMSalo  3 months ago

    In Dutch life is “leven”, which contains the Dutch word “even”, which means “little while”. So make the best of it.

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    sandpiper  3 months ago

    Rarely one without the other, especially among the pols.

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    juicebruce  3 months ago

    This one first ran in 2009. Wonder what I said then ?

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    Il Siciliano  3 months ago

    And ‘life’ without an ‘f’ is nothing but a ‘lie’.

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    jagedlo  3 months ago

    I wonder why Opal’s wondering about the “ifs”?

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    tremaine53  3 months ago

    Opal interrupts Earl’s reading to share some ‘stoner thoughts’. She’s been hitting the bong out in the garage, evidently.

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    JudithStocker  3 months ago

    The word “if” is a constant with the media. That way there won’t be so many lawsuits claiming the positive statement.

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    ANIMAL  3 months ago

    Why does she even BOTHER..?

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    rhpii  3 months ago

    If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we’d all have a Merry Christmas. I first heard that from Don Meredith while commentating on a NFL game :-)

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    assrdood  3 months ago

    Earl misspelled “butts”

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    kaycstamper  3 months ago

    IF: intermittent fasting

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    Pocosdad  3 months ago

    I like big buts, and I cannot lie.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    …but there’s always hope…

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    sarah413 Premium Member 3 months ago

    If ands and buts were candy and nuts, we’d all have a wonderful Christmas (or whatever holiday you celebrate)

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Earl and his pearls!

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    zeexenon  3 months ago

    And “IF” people who thought that way were immediately killed, we’d have no organized religions.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  3 months ago

    Without the “f” life is a lie. You decide the ‘f.’

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    Daltongang Premium Member 3 months ago

    “And what does all of this have to do with this article in Popular Mechanics I’m trying to read??”

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    marcotte  3 months ago

    wife, hmmmmmmm?

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    heathcliff2  3 months ago

    Life is ifs, ands AND buts.

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    christelisbetty  3 months ago

    …..and Opal, death has “eat” in it. What do suppose that means ?

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    JHBOOB  3 months ago

    Just layin’ it out on the periodic table of elements I see!

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    SKYSWIM  3 months ago

    Hmm, I’ve never been good at grammar, but it does not look like “life” is full of “ifs.” It just has one “if.” Tempted to get theological about what that one “if” would be. But as a Christian, I could let the reader ponder what that one “if” would be.

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    The Orange Mailman  3 months ago

    We’ve got AND BUT and OR, they’ll get you pretty far.

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