Pickles by Brian Crane for April 18, 2022

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    jagedlo  6 months ago

    Even Roscoe looks concerned about that path!

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    Ryan B Premium Member 6 months ago

    And the not-seen part of the path that forms a triangle connecting the fridge and the bathroom.

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  6 months ago

    Is it too easy to go with tatami instead?

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    Cactus-Pete  6 months ago

    What happened to the chair he was sitting in yesterday?

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    Concretionist  6 months ago

    When we bought our house, it had shag carpet (no kidding). There were traces of that 50s “Avocado” aka “puke green” that had been replaced by “Harvest Gold”. Both in a “short shag” format (about 3/4 inch). We put in new flooring and area rugs. So when the path from my comfy seat to the kitchen starts looking gnarly… we can turn the rug around, doubling its life.

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    nicka93  6 months ago

    After the carpet is replaced, they will need a new sofa.

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    stairsteppublishing  6 months ago

    Not sure the age of the house, but considering the age of the two of them, under the carpet probably is hard wood flooring. It is prettier, and so much easier to clean. A quick dry mop and your done. And, it lasts forever. No being stuck qith one color or type of rug as your tastes change.

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    tremaine53  6 months ago

    Bahahahaahha! So clever! (NOT!)

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    bobwigg761  6 months ago

    Just move the refrigerator into the living room next to the sofa, problem solved.

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    Darryl Heine  6 months ago

    New carpet?

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    ANIMAL  6 months ago

    Maybe if she would WAIT on him, that wouldn’t HAPPEN (LOL).

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    I’m about to replace my carpet…..too funny!

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    Wirepuncher   6 months ago

    That’s not mentioning all of the pet “deposits”.

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    Rich_Pa  6 months ago

    Time to rearrange the furniture.

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    kenwarnerfordictator  6 months ago

    We haven’t had to brave the rugged terrain from the sofa to the TV in decades, so the only chance for wear and tear is from the sofa to the fridge. Maybe a nice R2D2 style robot on wheels could solve that.

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    magicwalnut Premium Member 6 months ago

    I’m pushing 82, and I have absolutely NO intention of replacing my carpet with one that will outlive me!

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    FassEddie  6 months ago

    Get one of those nice clear vinyl runners so you can look down through those tiny teeth to the glory that was once your fresh cut pile! Or maybe a snazzy new carpet runner (that lies on top of the carpet) from the folks at HipBreaker Mills!

    Just remember! No shuffling!

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 6 months ago

    Funny how the timing works out.. as you develop old age dementia and forget things.. you can follow well established paths.

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    gjrockhound2000  6 months ago

    When your carpet is old enough to vote, it’s time to replace it!

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    zeexenon  6 months ago

    Me? My path includes a potty stop.

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    mwksix  6 months ago

    The study of such paths is known as Human Pathology.

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    stamps  6 months ago

    So move the sofa. Or the fridge.

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    KEA  6 months ago

    get a runner

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    David Huie Green-BeingCertainIsNotAlwaysBeingRight  6 months ago

    “Should I reroute? Or do you intend to move the refrigerator?”

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    kab2rb  6 months ago

    For us I dread when time to replace carpet, too much to move out.

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    Lightpainter Premium Member 6 months ago

    Sounds like you only need to replace that strip. Opal.

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    wiatr Premium Member 6 months ago

    It helps Earl find his way to the kitchen.

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    6foot6  6 months ago

    I thought the kitchen was the other direction.

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    pbr50138  5 months ago

    My wife has wanted to get rid of our carpeted floors, for hard wood. I told her that when I’m “gone”, she could make it an ice rink for all I care. I like the carpet.

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