Pickles by Brian Crane for March 21, 2022

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    Ratkin  5 months ago

    An oldie but not that goodie.

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  5 months ago

    If cut into six, four slices for Earl and two for Opal? If eight, six for Earl and two for Opal?

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    C  5 months ago

    Hot, soggy cardboard, yum

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    KA7DRE Premium Member 5 months ago

    Opal must have a convection microwave like I own, they make excellent pizza !

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    stillfickled Premium Member 5 months ago

    Made me chuckle.

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    dadoctah  5 months ago

    “Make it seven. I wanna see you do it.”

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    Daniel Verburg  5 months ago

    High grade mathematics !

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    cubswin2016  5 months ago

    Slicing the pizza seems pointless since it seems Grandpa wants the whole thing.

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    treutvid  5 months ago

    A Yogism from #8

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    “And” … “Arr!” … “With pieces of eight, I is a pirate.”

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 5 months ago

    cut it like brownies. 2 cuts horizontal and 2 vertical. I just want the middle piece.

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    daddo52  5 months ago

    Oh how the human mind works!

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    Il Siciliano  5 months ago

    In Texas, tomatoes grow so big that it only takes 6 of them to make a dozen!

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    iggyman  5 months ago

    Maybe into 10 in case Nelson comes over!

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    juicebruce  5 months ago

    Opal let Earl do the cutting and see what you get .

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    loosechippings  5 months ago

    Yogi Berra quote if accurate? https://www.nypl.org/blog/2015/05/22/berras-finest-yogisms#:~:text=Just%20shake%20your%20head%20and,in%20search%20of%20a%20meal.

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    tremaine53  5 months ago

    Earl is borrowing from Yogi Berra, who said “Cut the pizza into 6 slices. I don’t think I could eat 8.”

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    khmo  5 months ago

    old joke as bad as nuked pizza

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    oakie817  5 months ago

    ba dum tss

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    ANIMAL  5 months ago

    I totally predicted THAT response……

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    Redd Panda  5 months ago

    ‘’Better make it four. 2 each. I couldn’t eat 3 slices.’’

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    Redd Panda  5 months ago

    Microwave Pizza? Ugh. Just put some ketchup and cheese on the placemat and eat that.

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    Gen.Flashman  5 months ago

    Oven mitts? Apron to Nuke a pizza? No place mats in 4th panel? No water glasses on table? Commercial size microwave?

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 5 months ago

    Good thinking Earl. That way Opal can have her normal 3 pieces leaving you with 5

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    mistercatworks  5 months ago

    Ah, serving size control.

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    jsimpso1  5 months ago

    Variation on the classic, “Better make it six slices, I don’t think I can eat eight”

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    LOL! Either way, it’s gone

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    rfwilliams777  5 months ago

    Now THAT was funny.

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    DavidWilliams1  5 months ago

    Earl votes Democrat because he thinks government programs don’t cost him anything.

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    Mayor Snorkum Premium Member 5 months ago

    Cut it in little pieces, Opal, and stuff it where the monkey put the peanut. Then call out for a real pizza. Microwave pizza? An abomination.

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    swanridge  5 months ago

    I used to work in a pizza place. our most often asked question was “how many slices in a medium?” I would reply “As many as you want.”

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    zeexenon  5 months ago

    Try 3.14. I’m curious if it’s possible.

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    walstib  5 months ago

    For some reason, MN style pizza is cut in squares instead of isosceles triangles.

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    William Green Premium Member 5 months ago

    That joke’s been around since pizza was invented. It hasn’t improved with age.

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    The Orange Mailman  5 months ago

    I’m glad I read these comments so I know how old and stupid this joke is and that I shouldn’t laugh at it.

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    David Huie Green-HavePityOnOthersYouWillNeedItToo  5 months ago

    I once bought a large watermelon and started to cut in full view of my neighbors. All the children in two trailer parks converged on my suddenly seemingly less sufficient melon.

    I had to try, so I cut and cut the cuts and cut the cut cuts. And I handed out pieces and more pieces. Several asked for and received several.

    Then they thanked me and left. I still somehow had plenty for me and not a child still asking.

    That was a good day. Herman would approve.

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    6foot6  5 months ago

    slicing a microwave pizza in to any slices that is more than half is a waste. them things are barely 2 slices when whole.

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    pbr50138  5 months ago

    That makes sense to me. ;-)

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