Pickles by Brian Crane for December 22, 2021

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    allen@home  almost 2 years ago

    I don’t Habla Espanol either. This song never sounded like that to me.

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    jagedlo  almost 2 years ago

    I see Nelson going full Morse code at the end there!

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    What do you mean it isn’t “Fleas Navidog”?

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    sirbadger  almost 2 years ago

    Should they tell Nelson that there are other languages besides English?

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    Even with that mishearing, he probably still gets the key message when it switches to English with “I want to wish you a Merry Christmas … from the bottom of my heart.”

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    Cornelius Noodleman  almost 2 years ago

    I like that song too!

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    Ryan B Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Childhood ears have definitely botched many song lyrics

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    Walter Kocker Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I love “Pickles” from the heart of my bottom.

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    Walter Kocker Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I always thought it was:

    “Do not go, gentile, into that good night.” Dylan Thomas – 1914-1953

    (’Always wondered where I was supposed to go – and how).

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    Frankie5466  almost 2 years ago

    5? I wondered how old Nelson was supposed to be. I thought he was closer to 7 or 8. He’s been shown doing homework and having little friends, a 5yr old is barely in kindergarten. I never had homework in kindergarten, in fact I don’t think it started until maybe 3rd grade or so but that was over 30yrs ago so perhaps it’s different now

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    alansmethers  almost 2 years ago

    For some reason I read that to the tune of baby shark.

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    ObiJoan  almost 2 years ago

    There’s fleas ony my dad…

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  almost 2 years ago

    Not a bad mondegreen. Bob Rivers did a good parody, “Police Stopped My Car”.

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    iggyman  almost 2 years ago

    I heard a kid singing “The Police Stole my Car”!

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    iggyman  almost 2 years ago

    Prospero Ano Nuevo to one and all!

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    jcompan  almost 2 years ago

    When my son was young he sang " Police mommy duck".

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    tremaine53  almost 2 years ago

    I wanna wish you a merry Christmas, from the heart of my bottom! Err!

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    juicebruce  almost 2 years ago

    I thought for the longest time he was singing " I got fleas in my crotch "

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    I'm Sad  almost 2 years ago

    I generally don’t like Christmas music but this is one song I really like.

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    MichelleChartrand1  almost 2 years ago

    Funnily enough that song was playing on the radio when I read this. I can see his point of view, or hearing :)

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    ANIMAL  almost 2 years ago

    His mom should buy some Q-tips..!!!!!!!!!!

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    Lisa Marie Chamberlain  almost 2 years ago

    Oh Nelson!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    LOL! Too funny!

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    wongo  almost 2 years ago

    Has mommy beek kidnapped ?

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    magicwalnut Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Reminds me of my brother when he was little..“Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild fromdee…”

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    6foot6  almost 2 years ago

    Fleas on my dog, is what it’s always sounded like to me.

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    Linguist  almost 2 years ago

    Thanks for the earworm, Mr. Crane! Now that’ll be in my head all day!

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    StarNut Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    My daughter used to sing “Release Molly Duck! Release Molly Duck!”

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    mistercatworks  almost 2 years ago

    Sounds more like Morse code than Español.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I can hear Nelson singing his version of Felix Navidad.

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    Thehag  almost 2 years ago

    Mondegreens rule!


    Thank you Sylvia Wright and Jon Carroll.

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    geekboy_x  almost 2 years ago

    “Fleas on my dog …”

    Much to the chagrin of my actual dog to whom I sing this repeatedly and with delight every year.

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    zeexenon  almost 2 years ago

    Nooo. He’s only gotten to “A” in Morse code.

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    christelisbetty  almost 2 years ago

    My Brother-in-law’s Mommy is Dot…(Dorthy).

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    Natarose  almost 2 years ago

    My dad used to sing “Fleas Nattie’s got!” So I changed it to “Fleas Daddy’s got!”

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    LFate  almost 2 years ago

    I didn’t know Nelson is just supposed to be 5 yrs old. He seems older.

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    kathleenhicks62  almost 2 years ago

    What ever- – can not stand that song. When I was working retail the store played it all day long- – nor a lie either.

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    42Irish Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Fleece La-De-Da?

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Growing up in Southern California, Feliz Navidad was as much part of the season as the decorated palm trees. My wife (from Idaho) just doesn’t understand this.

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    PaintTheDust  almost 2 years ago

    Felix Navidad? That’s Santa Claus’s cousin from Mexico.

    [continues to maintain a straight face…]

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    Taracinablue  almost 2 years ago

    He’s only 5? I thought he was older than that. Huh.

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    Jaime Jean M  almost 2 years ago

    Thanks for ruining José Feliciano’s Feliz Navidad for me. This was even worse than the Fab Four singing it to the Beatles “And I Love Her” tune.

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