Pickles by Brian Crane for September 20, 2021

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    [Unnamed Reader - 8bb645]  3 months ago

    Fanny pack manufactured on Gallifrey

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    yoey1957  3 months ago

    I’m thinking that if Opal ever gets her leg in a bear trap she’ll just chew it off, too.

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    AlondraRachellaLabute  3 months ago

    And they talk about women’s purses.

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    Concretionist  3 months ago

    Whoa. Opal has REALLY SHARP TEETH! If my teeth could get a close enough grip on a hang nail, I wouldn’t have to carry a nail clipper. And my smile would probably scare little kids…

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    Cornelius Noodleman  3 months ago

    Looks more like a belly pack.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  3 months ago

    So close at finally being helpful.

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    C  3 months ago

    She’s a keeper, she is.

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    wiatr Premium Member 3 months ago

    Good teeth!

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    dadoctah  3 months ago

    Opal’s got a fanny mouth….

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Earle has my empathy. No matter if I carry a carry-on satchel or a small clutch, whatever I need is always hidden from easy grasp.

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    Don’t worry! He has some dental floss in there, so you can clean your teeth.

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    Daniel Verburg  3 months ago

    Sorry, the joke is growing a beard.

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    juicebruce  3 months ago

    Better luck next time Earl ;-)

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    Sometimes chewing them off is a bit painful!

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    tremaine53  3 months ago

    If Opal hadn’t chewed it off, I’m sure Earl would’ve been happy to chew it off FOR her.

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    jagedlo  3 months ago

    Earl in need of a fanny pack organizer?

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    Darryl Heine  3 months ago

    Chew off a hangnail? VOMITROCIOUS!

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    sandpiper  3 months ago

    this arc is getting older fast

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    Redd Panda  3 months ago

    What Earl needs, as a compliment to his bag, is a ‘’Kaptain Kangaroo’’ jacket. The Kaptain Kangaroo’’ jacket has two enormous pockets, room enough for anything, you might want to drag along. The jacket has a reinforced web, sewn into the garment, to spread the weight, allowing the wearer to easily transport 50 kilos, in comfort. On the interior, a passport/wallet pocket, with zipper. A waterproof pocket, just for carrying wet nappies and doggy poops. A pen/pencil pocket. And a snap for your key ring. You’ll note, no pocket for a mobile phone. These must never leave your hand.

    Available at a Redd Panda store near you.

    Another Monday! Here we go again!

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    jango  3 months ago

    10 consecutive days without “Precious Roscoe”. I am clickin my heels! And someone else is spinnin his wheels!!

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    Frosty1  3 months ago

    Brian, if “Pickles” is read by Australians and Brits you may want to change the term of the bag to something else since the term you are using is greatly offensive in their culture. Hint, you may want to Google the term, “F***y Pack”. If it is not, then never mind.

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    Lisa Marie Chamberlain  3 months ago

    I hate hangnails its hard to cut my toenails especially on my right foot I try to be calm I have CP its makes my body tight

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Gasp! Impatient Opal….

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 3 months ago

    Brings up something that has always troubled me. How did they trim toenails before the advent of bronze/steel? Using a rock, seems.. risky.

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    brick10  3 months ago

    Where is Opal’s purse? Or has she stopped carrying it since Earl started “fanny-packing”? I wonder where she has her pistol….

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    zeexenon  3 months ago

    My 58-year marriage (RIP dear wife) had literally hundreds of examples of this idea.

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    thejanith Premium Member 3 months ago

    My cousin used to call my large purse “the Grand Canyon on a handle.” Of course, she did ask for things out of it, even while she teased me about its size.

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    MuddyUSA   3 months ago

    The chew is better than the clip…..I guess?

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    donwestonmysteries  3 months ago

    Hmm. So a fanny pack is like a woman’s purse.

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    w16521  3 months ago

    Five minutes? It takes longer then that for a gal to find something in her purse!

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    pbr50138  2 months ago

    Fanny pack? That thing has never been worn in the back, since the first week it was out.

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    SueSueJackson  2 months ago

    Ala Rufo’s bag…pre-the doctor

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