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Pickles by Brian Crane for July 14, 2021

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    Concretionist  4 months ago

    The fat Earl goes “we, we, we, we” all the way to the end of the conversation.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  4 months ago

    Opal must’ve been a fan of Her Majesty Victoria of England.

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    Uncle Kenny  4 months ago

    My wife does the same thing.

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    Wilde Bill  4 months ago

    My ex used to do that. My reply was always, “Who is we? Do you have a mouse in your pocket?” It never occurred to her to just ask me.

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    LastRoseofSummer Premium Member 4 months ago

    I have that habit too, but now that my husband is gone it sounds weird. I mean people look at me funny. Sigh, it’s hard to break an old habit. My kids say to me " you and who else"

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    Ratkin  4 months ago

    My wife does more around the house than I do, so I can’t really object when a “we” comes up.

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    Coinman  4 months ago

    This is gonna get sent, friend-to-friend, all day long. Earl is the patron saint of men everywhere.

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    iggyman  4 months ago

    She’s all wound up and rested from the cruise, Earl!

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    cubswin2016  4 months ago

    Don’t fight it, Earl. You can’t win.

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    dcandmx  4 months ago

    He doesn’t need to say, “We should make dinner,” or “We need to get the laundry done.”

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    Maybe Earl could turn this around: “How should we do that?” “What part do you want to do?” “How can I best help you?” “Would you like us to do that now?” “When should we plan to get this done together?”

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    juicebruce  4 months ago

    Earl some lead …. some follow . Decide which group to be in ;-)

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    Looneytunes65  4 months ago

    It’s a wife thing.

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    dlkrueger33  4 months ago

    Yep. I do that. Drives my husband nuts.

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    MayCauseBurns  4 months ago

    You will miss the “we” stuff some day when it’s only you.

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    Carl  Premium Member 4 months ago

    And there is no escape.

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    AlondraRachellaLabute  4 months ago

    Earl she is talking about jobs that once you do them they’re done like painting a room. Her jobs are never ending. Make a meal and wash the dishes and a few hours later you have to make another meal and wash the dishes. Laundry has to be done over and over and so does most of the housework. And it is tedious and boring. Be thankful that your jobs once done stay done.

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    ERBEN2  4 months ago

    The lovable Roscoe would have been just great in this comic today , too bad . Maybe tomorrow .

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    At least she including you to share the load…lol

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    muffi  4 months ago

    We should…

    Someone should…

    Y’all know who we mean! ;-))

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member 4 months ago

    My husband does the same to me lol

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    Ichabod Ferguson  4 months ago

    Women want to build a consensus. I’ll say; “I want to go to Harbor Freight this afternoon” when I want to go there but my wife will say; “Do you want to go to Joann’s this afternoon?” when she wants to go there. (As retirees, we normally go everywhere together)

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    Redd Panda  4 months ago

    I don’t mind hearing ’’we’’, it’s the ’’you’’ problem.

    As in ‘’You got some ’splainin’ to do.’’ Ruh-roh.

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    Gandalf  4 months ago

    This is the universal constant: Women using ‘we’ when they mean ‘you’.

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    Jake the Viking  4 months ago

    I swear Mr. Crane is peeping in our window and relaying our daily actions.

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    roof-top-view  4 months ago

    My loving spouse says "I just had a thought’ which means “I thought of something YOU should do”.

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    jagedlo  4 months ago

    I can imagine that on the death certificate…“Cause of Death: We’d to death!”

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    ‘We’ should do something about that.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 4 months ago

    He still hasn’t got it. When she says, “I want to clean out the garage.” she means “I want you to clean out the garage.”

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    poppacapsmokeblower  4 months ago

    Could be worse, she could wee wee you to death.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 4 months ago

    Just agree Earl… agree and ignore is easiest. If she starts on her own, go out for the paper or something.

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    Linguist  4 months ago

    Earl is forgetting the Royal We, as in “We are not amused!”

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    DawnQuinn1  4 months ago

    All wives do that.

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    joefearsnothing  4 months ago

    When my wife says*we* need to talk, she’s really saying you need to listen! ;o{

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    kab2rb  4 months ago

    My hubby also does very little, though does more then Earl.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 4 months ago

    “What you mean ‘We’ white eyes?”

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    zeexenon  4 months ago

    Better get a mop … that’s a lot of weee.

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    KEA  4 months ago

    One of the reasons I’m no longer married.

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    KEA  4 months ago

    I think WE in this case denotes a division of labor: She will think it up. and He will be expected to do it.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  4 months ago

    When I was a kid (especially in my (teens), my dad had a regular progression in his pronouncements about a project around the house:

    “I’m going to….”

    “Help me….”

    “We’ll….”

    “Now, you….”

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    Buckeye67  4 months ago

    Well Earl would you prefer Opal give you a honey do list.

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    jimmeh  4 months ago

    It’s a joint effort….she gives the orders, and he does the labor.

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    briangj2  4 months ago

    “She who must be obeyed”

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  4 months ago

    And the last little piggy went “wee, wee, wee, wee” all the way home.

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    Daeder  4 months ago

    She goes “we, we, we” all the way home!

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