Pickles by Brian Crane for March 18, 2021

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    jagedlo  about 1 year ago

    Glad to see that Earl got the ink out of his mustache!

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    stairsteppublishing  about 1 year ago

    Earl, what is the secret for getting ink out of your mustache?

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  about 1 year ago

    But if your cable provider takes away your cable, Netflix, Hulu, etc., what can you do? Internet provider also takes away your Internet.

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    Concretionist  about 1 year ago

    My parents (and later I) would take a fair amount of time explaining things, but when the questions went around the bend, the answer was:

    Because of the inexorableness of the passage of time!

    And thereafter, “but why…” questions went ignored.

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    David Huie Green-ToChargeForTruthIsToPayForLies  about 1 year ago

    “…and so you can be proud of the fact that you made the world better than you found it and helped others along the way.”

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    gbars70  about 1 year ago

    Or, to put a finer point on it, Netflix!

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    iggyman  about 1 year ago

    Earl’s definition of the circle of life!

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    Breadboard  about 1 year ago

    Nelson we always need a next man up to help pay social security ;-)

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    Every once in awhile, you have those “What is life all about?” moments or days.

    Hopefully more often you realize you are on a journey.

    Hopefully even more often, you look to something/someone beyond this life.

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    wilhemenacooker  about 1 year ago

    i haven’t watched TV in a long, long, long time… is Chet Huntley or David Brinkley still on?

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    Darryl Heine  about 1 year ago

    After 6 days of reruns, we are back to new Pickles episodes!

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    Why? Nelson wants to know, that’s why!

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    dalemcginnis  about 1 year ago

    and the tv in 30 to 40 years wont be as good as when you were growing up.

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    Grace Premium Member about 1 year ago

    No job, then no house, no tv, no cable, no internet. It’s a cruel world Nelson, but hey you just might love your work! :)

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    assrdood  about 1 year ago

    Sure fire plan to get rich:

    Get a good education.

    Find a good job

    Work hard.

    Inherit money.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Worked for me!

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    zbart778.  about 1 year ago

    as someone who is turning 62 soo, very funny

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    Jim2g  about 1 year ago

    White out, if I can say that

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    ERBEN2  about 1 year ago

    I’m sorry but Brian failed miserably today . : (

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    swanridge  about 1 year ago

    “Why?” “Because reruns of Gunsmoke never get old, Miss Kitty is ageless, and Festus is smarter than most kids thesedays”

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    Wesley Brown  about 1 year ago

    A variation of an old, but funny, joke

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    Lee26 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Since I’ve retired, I’ve watched less. In fact, if not for local weather and the occasional college game in the fall I’d give my TV away.

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    tremaine53  about 1 year ago

    “Nelson, we’re going to have you sleep in the side yard tonight. It’ll help you be prepared for your future as a homeless person.”

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    KEA  about 1 year ago

    Actually, getting an education should be about becoming a good, rational, well-informed citizen, not getting a job… that’s what training is for.

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    COL Crash  about 1 year ago

    The real reason to get the most out of your Education is that Knowledge is Power over the course of your Life.

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    Joan Tinnin Premium Member about 1 year ago

    What a poor role model

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    kathleenhicks62  about 1 year ago

    Good plan unless you inherit lots of money and can retire at 10.

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    Sarge Snorkle Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Earl has something there, I am retired and between computer and TV my time is occupied!

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    Mayor Snorkum Premium Member about 1 year ago

    All of one’s life spirals downward inexorably to TV. Earl has it right and gave in long ago.

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    rstove428 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I’m retired, in a over 55 community, and can verify the truth of Earl’s comments. So many people here just sit on the couch and watch reality tv. Some much time wasted!

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    The secret to getting blue ink out of the mustache is….being in a cartoon!

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    cracker65  about 1 year ago

    If you’re lucky

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    Buckeye67  about 1 year ago

    So when you do retire you will have enough money to pay for the cable and streaming bills.

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    Jan C  about 1 year ago

    Because if you want to eat, you have to work. No one in this family will treat you like a child when you become an adult.

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    mistercatworks  about 1 year ago

    It used to be you could get ahead, didn’t even need to work full-time, didn’t expect to take expensive vacations but you enjoyed your neighborhood, didn’t need to upgrade your gadgets every other year, enjoyed cooking at home and being with your family. Now it takes two incomes to stay even. As a single person with a really good job, I’ve had to struggle just to afford to live alone in something besides a bare apartment. I’m almost 70, still working full-time, driving a 25-year-old car and without spousal Social Security benefits I’d barely be getting by.

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    pbr50138  about 1 year ago

    Earl’s right. It took me 49 years to watch TV all day.

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