Pickles by Brian Crane for July 20, 2020

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    Alien-X  about 1 year ago

    “But she always wheedles it out of me.”

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  about 1 year ago

    well, Earl, you’d better keep trying or else Opal’ll find out

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    Concretionist  about 1 year ago

    One of the things about growing up is figuring out that secrets aren’t worth it. Except around birthday and Christmas, of course. Their main effect is to increase anxiety and decrease helpful communication.

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    rekam Premium Member about 1 year ago

    The hardest thing to keep secret is about a spouse’s upcoming surprise party. And the most fun when you can actually pull it off.

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    nosirrom  about 1 year ago

    The best kept secrete is the one that no one knows you’re keeping.

    Like the one where I … OH DARN, now you know I’m keeping a secrete.

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    iggyman  about 1 year ago

    Talk in your sleep, Earl?

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    jagedlo  about 1 year ago

    He’s probably had a secret or two…just never been able to keep them…

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    Breadboard  about 1 year ago

    Yep …. Opal is part “Bloodhound” ! She will track Earl down !

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    ERBEN2  about 1 year ago

    One more day without the puppy Roscoe . Sad

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    ANIMAL  about 1 year ago

    You can’t keep ANYTHING from women…….. They know EVERYTHING – Trust me.

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    JSH in Dover  about 1 year ago

    What they really need is a dynamic pet…something like a TURTLE! Remember, I raced Bugs Bunny to Grant’s Tomb (and won when he was arrested for speeding)!

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    Opal has clairvoyant powers, she always seems to know when I’m contemplating….

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    David Huie Green-Life is good  about 1 year ago

    I keep secrets just by waiting for a chance to tell.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 1 year ago

    The best way to not tell secrets.. is to not have any.

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    kf6rro  about 1 year ago

    Ever since I met my wife I have had an unexplained urge to tell her everything I know whether I want to or not. She doesn’t even ask for the info. It made for some awkward early dating conversations.

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    cupertino jay  about 1 year ago

    best-est evah Benji’s PoorRichard quip.. “three may keep a secret, iff two of them are dead” where iff stands for If and only If)

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    Lightpainter  about 1 year ago

    There was also the song in 2008 that had the line “ two can keep a secret if one of them is dead”.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 1 year ago

    Don’t ask, Don’t tell.

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