One of the things about growing up is figuring out that secrets aren’t worth it. Except around birthday and Christmas, of course. Their main effect is to increase anxiety and decrease helpful communication.
What they really need is a dynamic pet…something like a TURTLE! Remember, I raced Bugs Bunny to Grant’s Tomb (and won when he was arrested for speeding)!
Ever since I met my wife I have had an unexplained urge to tell her everything I know whether I want to or not. She doesn’t even ask for the info. It made for some awkward early dating conversations.
Alien-X almost 4 years ago
“But she always wheedles it out of me.”
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
well, Earl, you’d better keep trying or else Opal’ll find out
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
One of the things about growing up is figuring out that secrets aren’t worth it. Except around birthday and Christmas, of course. Their main effect is to increase anxiety and decrease helpful communication.
rekam Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The hardest thing to keep secret is about a spouse’s upcoming surprise party. And the most fun when you can actually pull it off.
nosirrom almost 4 years ago
The best kept secrete is the one that no one knows you’re keeping.
Like the one where I … OH DARN, now you know I’m keeping a secrete.
iggyman almost 4 years ago
Talk in your sleep, Earl?
jagedlo almost 4 years ago
He’s probably had a secret or two…just never been able to keep them…
Breadboard almost 4 years ago
Yep …. Opal is part “Bloodhound” ! She will track Earl down !
ERBEN2 almost 4 years ago
One more day without the puppy Roscoe . Sad
ANIMAL almost 4 years ago
You can’t keep ANYTHING from women…….. They know EVERYTHING – Trust me.
JSH in Dover almost 4 years ago
What they really need is a dynamic pet…something like a TURTLE! Remember, I raced Bugs Bunny to Grant’s Tomb (and won when he was arrested for speeding)!
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Opal has clairvoyant powers, she always seems to know when I’m contemplating….
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 4 years ago
I keep secrets just by waiting for a chance to tell.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The best way to not tell secrets.. is to not have any.
kf6rro almost 4 years ago
Ever since I met my wife I have had an unexplained urge to tell her everything I know whether I want to or not. She doesn’t even ask for the info. It made for some awkward early dating conversations.
cupertino jay almost 4 years ago
best-est evah Benji’s PoorRichard quip.. “three may keep a secret, iff two of them are dead” where iff stands for If and only If)
Lightpainter Premium Member almost 4 years ago
There was also the song in 2008 that had the line “ two can keep a secret if one of them is dead”.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 4 years ago
Don’t ask, Don’t tell.