I guess it’s a good thing my stepsisters’ families live close to our parents in order to baby-sit the little ones; my brother’s family lives clear across the other side of the nation.
As if your own children never did anything like that?
Why don’t Nelson’s friends ever come over to play?
If that’s so Opal will live a long time. She’s already sitting for Earl as well as Nelson.
They keep you active, anyway!
Spanking time for Nelson!!!
Nelson why were you in Opal’s bedroom in the first place ? Is there a TV in that bedroom?
Wonder if any of those “scientists” had grandchildren?
“I wiped it up with your white tablecloth!”
He probably used those fancy “guest” towels Earl isn’t allowed to use!
Concord Grape wiped up with your new white towels.
I’m going with seems longer.
Bumper Sticker on the car parked next to mine; “Let me tell you about my grandkids.” Bumper Sticker on my car; “Please Don’t. Thank you.” (Okay, so I’m an old curmudgeon. What can I say?)
Guy is told by his doctor that he has only about a year to live, asks is there anything he can do. Doctor says he should marry an ugly, mean-tempered woman, move to (insert your state here) and buy a rundown house. Guy asks if that will lengthen his life. Doctor says, “No, but it will just seem like forever.”
Really wasn’t grape juice, but admitting to drinking red wine might have resulted in a different response.
Babysitting your grandchildren can help YOU live longer. The grandchildren, however, may not.
The “HER’S” towels?
At least he came out and told her and tried to clean it up. I think it’s a good thing he did by telling her. Most kids wouldn’t and would end up blaming someone else. How do I know I had a sister and brother who always tried to blame it on me. Luckily I had a mother who knew darn tootin well I would never do whatever they were saying they didn’t do and it must of been me.
Oy, Oy, and Oy!
That’s what some marine biologist said about grandmother killer whales!