Pickles by Brian Crane for February 03, 2020

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    Dirty Dragon  over 4 years ago

    You must be using the wrong ‘Krazy Glue’ if the lens keeps falling out.

    Try a dot or two of Flex-Seal.

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    Orcatime  over 4 years ago

    Pot calling the kettle black again.

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    okieburd  over 4 years ago

    Wow! That came easy for you.. Whatever your name is…

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    jagedlo  over 4 years ago

    So Earl’s not willing to shell out the extra bucks on getting new glasses, huh?

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    westcarleton  over 4 years ago

    I actually used crazy glue the other day for exactly that. Guess I’ve become Earl. (Damn, I even look like him!)

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    Stevefk  over 4 years ago

    The hard part about when they make Krazy Glue is picking out the horses that have gone nuts!

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    PMark  over 4 years ago

    Says the lady who just went to church looking like a clown.

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    ForrestOverin  over 4 years ago

    That’s right, Earl— Staying with an awful wench like Opal only proves you’ve lost too many brain cells!

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    Breadboard  over 4 years ago

    As long as Earl only lost the brain cells that don’t work ;-)

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    sheilag  over 4 years ago

    Don’t use that stuff on your lens! It will damage it so bad you won’t be able to use it. Just get your glasses fixed by a professional… (so ends the lesson for comic strip characters who do not exist in real life) ;-)

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    DavidWilliams1  over 4 years ago

    Most opticians fix glasses free.

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    V45mikky  over 4 years ago

    I think they both been sniffing the glue.

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    walstib Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Everyone knows Krazy Glue is only good for gluing your fingers together.

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    SunflowerGirl100  over 4 years ago

    Take the glasses to any eye glass store. They’ll either fix it for free or tell you it can’t be fixed. Getting glue on the lens is not a good idea!

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    assrdood  over 4 years ago

    I’ve got my brain cells down to a manageable level.

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    Queen of America  over 4 years ago

    1. Opal is just mean to him again. 2. Sunflower girl is right. My lens fell out (the bottom of my glasses are rimless) and the store used plain old fishing wire to fix it. 3. Walstlb is right, too. I don’t even buy the stuff any more. I never needed it to glue my hard hat to a piece of lumber so a crane could lift me off the ground.

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    mauser7  over 4 years ago

    Since I have a very significant correction I have had that problem in the past, when I use to wear wire-rim glasses. Switched to plastic lens (lighter and with higher index’s) and thicker frames.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Uh oh! Time for Earl to remind Opal of her makeup kefuffle….

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    garcoa  over 4 years ago

    Then, Earl, use duct tape.

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    delennwen  over 4 years ago

    Release the Kragle!

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    trainnut1956  over 4 years ago

    Seriously, do NOT use super glue on your eyeglasses. If there is any skin oil on the lenses, the fumes from the glue will gather on the oil and solidify, and you will get permanent fingerprints on the lenses.

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    jbarnes  over 4 years ago

    Just go get a glasses repair kit or take the glasses to a glasses store. There is probably a screw that fell out. That happened to me on vacation. We went to a grocery store, got a repair kit, and the glasses were as good as new in 20 minutes.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Ditch the frames and glue the lenses to your eyebrows.

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    Neat '33  over 4 years ago

    So says the woman who can’t put her make-up on correct, as in yesterday’s comic !!!

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    Mayor Snorkum  over 4 years ago

    The punchline is nothing but a cheap insult and not funny or even amusing. C’mon, Mr. Crane. At least let poor Earl get his revenge. A remark or two about Opal’s dress size would brighten the day, for example.

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    No, man, the darn screw keeps loosening and you must get blowtorch strength Loctite for it.

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  over 4 years ago

    “…you might need BOTH of them someday.”

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    Probably just a screw loose, same problem with the glasses.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    The problem, as I recently discovered, is the screw needs to tightened up or replaced. The problem with that is you need your glasses and a magnifying glass to see the microscopic screw.

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    fix-n-fly  over 4 years ago

    Opal – be nice. You can’t afford to lose anymore, either!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 4 years ago

    He can’t afford to go in and have them repaired?

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    whenlifewassimpler  over 4 years ago

    How about we super glue your lips shut Opal.

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    Moon57Shine  over 4 years ago

    Ouch.

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    I generally take such things to the optometrist. Who never fails to get it fixed… eventually. And usually within 5 minutes. One of the better deals in this modern day.

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    onespiceybbw  over 4 years ago

    Wow, Opal…

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    Homerville Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Whoa ! Opal. Watch out for backlash.

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