Pickles by Brian Crane for February 02, 2020

It is the latest in makeup to have black lips. It matches the black nail polish.

additional question: why didn’t the rest of the church congregation say anything to her?

On October 26, she said that his eyebrows looked like two caterpillars doing a mating dance. Maybe it’s time to return the compliment.

she’s a Monty Python fan. remember " Hell’s Granny’s"?

Besides, if the sermon were boring, it still left them something to discuss afterward.

Perhaps Opal was unknowingly trying out a new Goth look !

This is how Harley Quinn got started….

Maybe you will start a trend, Opal!

How can Opal not realize this as she’s putting on the makeup?

Really Goth, Opal!

Sleepwalking again Opal ?

Why not go back to factory settings

It looks like Earl is in trouble again. He should be used to it though.

Opal’s inner hussy emerges.

KEWL!

Another great reason that I never touch the stuff. Too often women look more like a clown than the beautiful person they are without it.

This strip is my life sometimes. Like, how’s this dress look? Does it make me look fat?

Now Earl has more than enough ammo to sling back, should Opal make her famous remarks……!!!!! LOL

Old age.

Opal, how Goth of you, lol!

This shows the strip is written by a man. If he had said she used lip LINER on her eyebrows it would have been more believable. The old school liners I used were pretty much eye liner pencils except in shades of red. Using them as a base prior to applying the lipstick gave more depth.

Somehow, reading this made me want to try it!

Who is to say that the containers are necessarily the same. Taking off the glasses just might make the lady quite blind. This might explain the garish application past the upper lip and onto face of some older ladies I have seen.

1. Outta the sack, 2. Make coffee, 3. Drink one cup, 4. Drink another cup, 5. Watch Billy Graham reruns for a half hour, 6. Get ready for church….

She does something dumb, so naturally it’s his fault… ☺

Slipping Opal?

We have two hours of church, and today was fast and testimony day, which means that people get up from the congregation and testify to the truths of the Gospel. The second hour is Sunday school where we separate into classes according to age groups and talk about the lessons from the scriptures. And, as someone else has said, could have been they had to be there by 9am

Yeah, Earl— it’s YOUR fault Opal put her makeup on wrong! Lord, take me NOW!

God doesn’t care how you look. He’s not that petty.

But, remember, no meat on Friday.

Their must’ve had an early gathering.

This reminds me of the time when my daughter went through her ‘Goth’ period. Her lips were always a dark colour. It went well with her deathly pale skin and Morticia clothing.

Better to see a doctor about possible dementia.

I went to church with one black shoe and one brown shoe, both for the left foot.

Looks good! :)

I’ve been told this is exactly how Marilyn Manson discovered his look…

You’ve got a mirror