Guess you’ll have to settle for the sacrifice bunt breakfast today, Earl.
my, is Opal grouchy that morning
Opal needs to practice more if she wants that knife to hit his heart.
Captain Crunch? Is that Nelson’s?
Maybe she was kept awake by waves of thunderstorms and winds, like me at the moment!
Captain CRUNCH, how appropriate!
At least you get better service than at Denny’s Earl.
Um, Waitress! I’ll also be needing a bowl and…. well, maybe I should get my own milk.
I think I can see it coming. I’m NEVER going to retire…
That is a well drawn cereal box.
Apparently, having clean sheets has done nothing for the ol’ gals disposition.
Earl get off your lazy butt and make it yourself.
There’s always a nice bowl of Sgt. Sugar.
Then just take Opal to Denny’s, Earl. Problem solved!
The Captain certainly has been Crunched!
Now I want a Grand Slam !
It’s him! He always seems to say the wrong words that triggers her Snarkiness!
Well he got a slam. Not sure how grand it’s going to be. But I do love that cereal.
Earl’s lucky he didn’t get the “Grand Slap” breakfast! ;o}
nice try earl!!!
Earl broke the fourth wall. If it’s good enough for Shakespeare, it’s good enough for Earl.
“Contents may have settled due to handling and shipping” Or OPAL!
Actually, Opal might have been my waitress at the last Denny’s I patronized for breakfast. But I left her a tip; “French Toast should be served with syrup, not surly.”
Lucky the box wasn’t crushed with that full body slam Opal gave it.
I haven’t eaten regular Cap’n Crunch in years since “All Berries” became a permanent option.
The gratuity shall be minuscule.
So funny. Thanks, many of us can relate.
I just bought two boxes of Cap’n Crunch Peanut Butter cereal yesterday. Food of the gods!
I remember when getting Captain Crunch was a grand slam for breakfast.
If I was a waiter, and someone would say “I’ll have” I would ask, what are you? A prophet? This “I’ll have” is so rude.
Should’a thrown her under the bus long ago
Is that Captain Crunch??? Yum!
That was a real LOL. Brian Crane – you are a treat!
I’ll say! Better fly below the radar today, Earl!
You keep forgetting that fact Earl? You’d best get a dementia test then.
I’m assuming Opal is trying to kill him, giving him Capn Crunch for breakfast. Sugar is poison, though I am addicted to it.
I have fixed my own breakfast 6 days a week for about 25 years. And before that, every single day. And I can count on the thumbs of one hand the number of times I chose cold cereal w/ milk. (Hot oatmeal with home-frozen fruit and yogurt, was a winter-time favorite for many years).
Mississippi Jam Sandwich -Take two pieces of bread and jam them together….
Just so long as the good Cap’n is on the box …
Earl’s gonna think he’s privileged, sitting at the Cap’n’s table!
OMG I love it!!!
Technically isn’t that a Gram Slam?