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Pickles by Brian Crane for October 02, 2019

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    Dirty Dragon  5 months ago

    Guess you’ll have to settle for the sacrifice bunt breakfast today, Earl.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  5 months ago

    my, is Opal grouchy that morning

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    sirbadger  5 months ago

    Opal needs to practice more if she wants that knife to hit his heart.

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    Mr. Peterson  5 months ago

    Captain Crunch? Is that Nelson’s?

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    Thechildinme  5 months ago

    Maybe she was kept awake by waves of thunderstorms and winds, like me at the moment!

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    iggyman  5 months ago

    Captain CRUNCH, how appropriate!

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    jmworacle  5 months ago

    At least you get better service than at Denny’s Earl.

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    enigmamz  5 months ago

    Um, Waitress! I’ll also be needing a bowl and…. well, maybe I should get my own milk.

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    donwalter  5 months ago

    I think I can see it coming. I’m NEVER going to retire…

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    scpandich  5 months ago

    That is a well drawn cereal box.

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    ericrgrant  5 months ago

    Apparently, having clean sheets has done nothing for the ol’ gals disposition.

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    EcurbYkspohs  5 months ago

    Earl get off your lazy butt and make it yourself.

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    ForrestOverin  5 months ago

    There’s always a nice bowl of Sgt. Sugar.

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    jpayne4040  5 months ago

    Then just take Opal to Denny’s, Earl. Problem solved!

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    derdave969  5 months ago

    The Captain certainly has been Crunched!

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    fuzzbucket  5 months ago
    Go get in the car. Drive to Denny’s.
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    flemmingo  5 months ago

    Now I want a Grand Slam !

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    It’s him! He always seems to say the wrong words that triggers her Snarkiness!

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    eladee  5 months ago

    Well he got a slam. Not sure how grand it’s going to be. But I do love that cereal.

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    joefearsnothing  5 months ago

    Earl’s lucky he didn’t get the “Grand Slap” breakfast! ;o}

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    JudyHendrickson  5 months ago

    nice try earl!!!

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    Alien-X  5 months ago

    Earl broke the fourth wall. If it’s good enough for Shakespeare, it’s good enough for Earl.

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    iggyman  5 months ago

    “Contents may have settled due to handling and shipping” Or OPAL!

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    Bookworm  5 months ago

    Actually, Opal might have been my waitress at the last Denny’s I patronized for breakfast. But I left her a tip; “French Toast should be served with syrup, not surly.”

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    TArbiter  5 months ago

    Lucky the box wasn’t crushed with that full body slam Opal gave it.

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    ShadowBeast  5 months ago

    I haven’t eaten regular Cap’n Crunch in years since “All Berries” became a permanent option.

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    warriorwon  5 months ago

    The gratuity shall be minuscule.

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    Flossie Mud Duck  5 months ago

    So funny. Thanks, many of us can relate.

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    dwagner200  5 months ago

    I just bought two boxes of Cap’n Crunch Peanut Butter cereal yesterday. Food of the gods!

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    Pickled  5 months ago

    Oatmeal Earl!

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    karolwithk  5 months ago

    I remember when getting Captain Crunch was a grand slam for breakfast.

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    Felix Raven Premium Member 5 months ago

    If I was a waiter, and someone would say “I’ll have” I would ask, what are you? A prophet? This “I’ll have” is so rude.

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    submachine  5 months ago

    Should’a thrown her under the bus long ago

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    billgm3  5 months ago

    Is that Captain Crunch??? Yum!

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    Ginny Premium Member 5 months ago

    That was a real LOL. Brian Crane – you are a treat!

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    fix-n-fly  5 months ago

    I’ll say! Better fly below the radar today, Earl!

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    winspector  5 months ago

    You keep forgetting that fact Earl? You’d best get a dementia test then.

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    Lightpainter  5 months ago

    I’m assuming Opal is trying to kill him, giving him Capn Crunch for breakfast. Sugar is poison, though I am addicted to it.

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    Concretionist  5 months ago

    I have fixed my own breakfast 6 days a week for about 25 years. And before that, every single day. And I can count on the thumbs of one hand the number of times I chose cold cereal w/ milk. (Hot oatmeal with home-frozen fruit and yogurt, was a winter-time favorite for many years).

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    chain gang charlie  5 months ago

    Mississippi Jam Sandwich -Take two pieces of bread and jam them together….

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    DCBakerEsq  5 months ago

    Just so long as the good Cap’n is on the box …

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    tinstar  5 months ago

    Earl’s gonna think he’s privileged, sitting at the Cap’n’s table!

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    Lara Fabans Premium Member 5 months ago

    OMG I love it!!!

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    just-ducky  5 months ago

    Technically isn’t that a Gram Slam?

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