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Pickles by Brian Crane for February 25, 2019

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  3 months ago

    well, paleontologists say we’re descended from apes which do have fur all over the body

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    AlondraRachellaLabute  3 months ago

    Muffin is right.

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    EcurbYkspohs  3 months ago

    Well we do have fur …… we just cut most of it off :-)

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    Does a hairy back count?

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    jbrobo Premium Member 3 months ago

    I look in the mirror and wonder what the hell happened

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    Caught Sleeping  3 months ago

    Cats believe that their fur makes them look thinner… hate to have to break it to them…

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    jagedlo  3 months ago

    not bad, however, it would be offset by having to clean, trim and other expenses in maintenance…

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    ANIMAL  3 months ago

    I’m not fat…….. I’m just FLUFFY.

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    WaitingMan  3 months ago

    I’m 65 years old. People tell me I look like I’m 55. I tell them I feel like I’m 75. I wish it was the other way around.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Ugh! Grooming takes hours licking fur, then there’s furballs….LOL

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    david_42  3 months ago

    I feel the way I look. Depression and insomnia can do that, even when you treat both.

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    flemmingo  3 months ago

    I have it all over ! Does anyone have a banana?

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    Michael G  3 months ago

    Some people do have fur all over. It doesn’t deem to help.

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    swanridge  3 months ago

    I wish cats would KEEP it all over their bodies. 10 minutes after I’ve cleaned the house it still looks like a shed-storm hit.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 3 months ago

    Some of us as we age sadly do. And it ain’t pretty

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    lagoulou  3 months ago

    “Mirror, mirror on the wall…”

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    Jan C  3 months ago

    Every time I look in the mirror I see my mother.

    And I disagree with Opal. I look exactly how I feel: old and sore.

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    dennisodoyle  3 months ago

    Not any paleontologists of note. Humans are a completely different species. That’s why there is no “missing link.”

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    Linguist  3 months ago

    How you look and how you feel are usually two very different things … although I recall some mornings looking, bleary-eyed into the mirror and thinking that I looked just as bad as I felt.

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    wirepunchr  3 months ago

    I have a year round sweater. ;-}

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    pcolli  3 months ago

    The more hair the better as far as I am concerned.

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    David Huie Green  3 months ago

    Fur covers a heap of ugly.

    I remember going into a strip club and thinking, “She’d be cute with clothes on.”

    She looked at me and thought, “Another pig.”

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    deadheadzan Premium Member 3 months ago

    Words of wisdom from Muffin.

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    I’m folliclely challenged.

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    basicallystupid15 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Fur all over your body? That would make you Greek or Italian?

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    Bing43  3 months ago

    If we descended from apes, why are there still apes?

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    wiatr Premium Member 3 months ago

    My ears are outpacing my scalp in developing and maintaining fur.

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    sougieboss  about 1 month ago

    Its pretty much a dog

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    djhaisell  about 1 month ago

    And furries were born.

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    cocavan11  about 1 month ago

    What about grooming? Will we be able to hire groomers to lick our fur, particularly our backs, our hard to reach places, our cracks and our crevices, etc.? Where will we put the fur balls? Our landfills are already overwhelmed. Can we launch rockets loaded with nuclear waste, cushioned by fur balls, to the sun? Will the government subsidize the cost of fur-licking? Will the lickers be paid as law enforcement is paid or will they come under a special Medicare program? Lots of questions that need answers NOW! Will CEOs who want favorable treatment lick vulnerable legislators’, officials’, and bureaucrats’ backs, etc.? What about lobbyists, used-car & siding salesmen, conservative talk-radio hosts, and lawyers? Will they finally become our nation’s untouchables, as they should? How will they survive, assuming anyone who matters gives a damn whether or not they survive? God, ANOTHER problem for our Democracy to wrestle with. Give us strength, O Lord, give us strength!

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    tcayer  about 1 month ago

    Maybe that’s how the whole beard fad got started!

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    CharlieBaca  25 days ago

    I love being old. Any experience is worth a whirl.

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