Pickles by Brian Crane for January 24, 2019

Right in plain sight, where you would never think to look!

get your glasses checked, Earl, in order to find out if you need a new prescription

Has Earl ever eaten a banana before? He is acting like he has no idea where his wife keeps bananas.

Bananas are not supposed to be refrigerated anyway.

May want to try asking next time, Earl.

Yesterday it was the “One-A-Day”, today it’s the bananas…..not a good couple of days for ya, Earl!

Well Earl now put it back … enjoy your banana ;-)

He thought he was getting his exercise, but didn’t think out the consequences? Or maybe he hadn’t planned on Opal catching him in the act.

hmmmm time for an eye exam

While you have everything out, wipe them down, check for expiration dates, and put it all back. Thank you.

Hiding in plain sight. That happens with my coffee cup. But I can’t blame my wife for that.

No comment, too close to home!

“I’m Chiquita Banana and I come to say, bananas have to ripen in a certain way………….so never keep bananas in the refrigerator no no no no!” ;o}

Eyes wide shut.

Says who?

When the bananas reach the stage where there’s a slightly alcoholic odor and flavor, it’s either banana bread/banana bread cookies, or the compost pile! Yuk!!!

Those aren’t Bananas… Bananas are brown with a little yellow. Either that or mostly green.

Welp, as long as the fridge is empty, might as well clean it.

Poor Earl. He’s losing not only hair from his head, but gray matter as well.

Sneaky, isn’t she?

Everyone seems to have missed the bigotry in the referenced fruit.

Refrigeration will make them ripen faster.

uh, well, yeah. The kitchen counter. That’s where I keep all my valuables — gold bars, cash, negotiable securities, unmounted first-round Tanzanite. Never had it stolen; gets cooked sometimes, but hey…y’know?

Well, he’s gone bananas.

Tell that to my husband… nothing like hard brown bananas

earl – you should be a nice hubby and clean refrigerator since it’s empty ;)

Bananas, mix well in a daiquiri!