Pickles by Brian Crane for February 14, 2018

Bore-e-o, floor-e-o, store-e-o, … yeah, I got nothin’

Try singing her an oratorio, Florio.

Lothario. Like Earl. snerk

Adoreo?

Romeo ?

Romeo ?

If you change Oreo to “cream filled cookie”, he could use, “dream filled nookie”.

Something rhyming with Ho.

‘deplore you’.

Whatever rhymes with Oreo

Leads to a place you shouldn’t go.

Comparing your wife with a cream-filled snack…

Means somewhere you went way off the track.

It’s the thought that counts.

Earl’s not exactly giving Browning any competition there, is he? I jest gently; it’s sweet of him to try anyway.

Emporeo? Storeo? More we go?

My Sweetheart once rhymed slurple with purple on a valentine!

The only word I can think of begins with an f.

My hairy toe? Eerie glow? A tale of sorry woe?

While in my barrio studio, I turned down the audio so I could look at my curio. My showing off is a we bit of braggadocio.

Is he is offering her a vacation in Borneo?

Bimbo, Bimbo, where you gonna g e ohBimbo, Bimbo, let’s go share an oreo.

Congratulations to Eromlig for knowing what actually constitutes a rhyme. The rest of you are hopeless (not that your lives are ever likely to depend on it).

Substitute chocolate chip for oreo instead.

Love this!

Well they do say it’s the thought that counts.

xxx

Row to hoe

He’s the wild man of Borneo

Stereo.

Change the word to cookie and then ask her “Lend me your comb.” (Quick, who got the reference?)

There once was a man from Nantucket, who ate Oreos by the bucket.

If you give me an oreo I’ll take you to Borneo.

If you give me an oreo I’ll take you to Borneo.