Pickles by Brian Crane for June 12, 2016

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  almost 6 years ago

    Opal doesn’t want to be a widow THAT badly, Earl.

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    David Huie Green-ToChargeForTruthIsToPayForLies  almost 6 years ago

    Many others did those things and died.Nobody ever died from drinking sour milk.

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    macky87  almost 6 years ago

    If you keep your frig cold enough, don’t let it sit on the counter when it’s not being used, it can last a couple of weeks past the date, which is actually a ‘sell-by’ date. I’ve gone past 2 weeks lots of times.

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    dadoctah  almost 6 years ago

    I drink so little milk that this isn’t a problem for me; just buy the eight-ounce bottles to use on breakfast cereal and you can keep them at room temperature until a day or so before you plan to use them..Bread, on the other hand, turns moldy before you can get it home from the store unless you manage to make all the lights.

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    nos.nevets  almost 6 years ago

    not a 3rd world problem.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Perhaps Earl should have wore that bicycle helmet after all.

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    I'll fly away  almost 6 years ago

    Make it into buttermilk and freeze it for baking biscuits or pancakes.

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    magicwalnut Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Danger, danger everywhere! It’s amazing that there are any elderly people on the planet at all!

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    ShadowBeast  almost 6 years ago

    If the milk still smells okay, then it’s still good.

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    cubswin2016  almost 6 years ago

    Earl rode a bike without a helmet? That explains a few things.

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    Stocky One  almost 6 years ago

    Milk would taste bad, but yogurt past its due date is no problem whatsoever.

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    jtviper7  almost 6 years ago

    Drank water right out of the hose and chewed on my crib with lead paint…

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    ianjohnsoncartoonist Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Earl likes to live on the edge!

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    nossmf  almost 6 years ago

    My wife will throw away carrots that are past their “best by” date. Carrots.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 6 years ago

    Same thing we do with alcohol. Like Roto-Rooter®, “awaygoes trouble down the drain”.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    swimming in a creek/river by myselfno smoke detectors in my home no seat belts in the car at allriding bikes all over the place w/o helmets OR adultsrunning with scissors AND fallingchugging sour milk – yep, did that too-oh the memories for me that you bring up Earleither the saying ‘ignorance is bliss’ is trueor maybe we have sooo much fear in our lives today we somehow think that by being over protecting and legislative we will avoid tragedy and make everything okay.i am all for common sense and knowing facts – but i am somewhat reserved about thinking we have to force everybody to be protected against everything that might happen. and how do you do that anyway?-

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    Number Three  almost 6 years ago

    I hate seatbelts. It’s utterly pointless to have them in the passenger seats. Every time I’m forced to wear one, I feel suffocated.

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    bookworm0812  almost 6 years ago

    Honestly, Earl. Milk really doesn’t taste very good beyond the “use by” date. Not even one day beyond it.

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    Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Earl should check the bottom of his feet. When the skin gets thin enough, the expiration date shows.

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    wherehaveallthetalentedartistsgone  almost 6 years ago

    If everyone thought like Opal no one would ever have invented yoghurt.

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    linsonl  almost 6 years ago

    Hey, Earl, I did all those things too, and managed to stay alive. We played in the street, skinny dipped in the creek and much more. The only rule was to come home when the streetlights came on,

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    hippogriff  almost 6 years ago

    If milk has “gone bad” (as long as it has not separated into solid and liquid layers), it is still useful for chocolate cake, queso blanco, etc..wiatrI was standing there, surveying the damage, when the paramedics arrived. Their first words were, “At least you were wearing your seat belt.” I asked, “How did you know; I am not even in my car?” “Because you are standing there.” I put belts in my first car, even before they were dealer options. John Paul Stapp was a rocket sled subject and expert on acceleration. He modified parachute harnesses for all seats on his station wagon. I figured that if he went to that trouble in the early 1950s, I should at least have a lap belt (shoulder harnesses were in the future then).

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