Oh, I so have to try that!
Of course, being that most remotes (including mine) work with infrared technology, they wouldn’t do much when under your butt. Unless, of course, you have a glass butt and don’t have pants on. Sigh….this is getting too complicated….I give up!
Opal pull Earl’s finger and see what happens !
but you married him all of him so why is it revolting now? yours hos not stayed the same either
So the duke went to the king and said “Sire, the people are revolting!!” The king said: “Well, get them cleaned up!!”
At least he didn’t crop dust it.
Woman + Remote = Soap Operas.
I’ve never figured out how people selectively dial the most embarrassing person when “butt-dialing”
Vegas Viper: Another reason my wife is great – she can’t stand soap operas. On the other hand, she will get glued to remodeling shows and want to try them out on our house, especially those involving sledge hammers.
Wise choice, Opal!
LOLS XD these two gotta love them cause there just too funny
Anyone who can change channels selectively with his backside is OK by me.
“But, Opal, I got it warm for you.”
Hey, I read something even more revolting this morning. It seems that you can pick your friend’s nose: At least 10% of Americans report they have actually picked another person’s nose.
Hysterically funny!!!! Loved this one too!!! forwarded…….
He should get the new X Box so he can change channels with his mustache.
MR GREEN, he’s picking his nose! … Calm down, he will share.