Yeah, but could he find anything good to watch?
What a ham.
Earl looks kinda snazzy today. What’s the occasion?
His hobby is annoying Opal, but that’s not something he can get away with 24/7.
220 channels and I pay $$$$$$$$, but there are only about 10 that I watch… The price goes up and the # of channels goes down. I WANT MY DODGERS !!! Cant get Time Warner Cable in Nevada.
changing channels is a hobby, at least that’s what my husband says!!!
That’s an understatement.
The ultra sound enema.
Well,Le Petomaine must have started somewhere.
When I bought my first TV with a remote control, I asked the checkout lady if I could drop the price by not buying the remote. ($350 for a 13" color TV), she said, “No, but trust me, you’ll like it.”.I went back for something else a few days later and she asked me how I liked the remote..“I love it. I can turn it on or off, make the channels go up or down, turn the volume up or down or mute it altogether.”.“And how’s the picture?”.“Oh there’s no picture. I don’t have an antenna.”. That’s when she realized I was crazy. I didn’t mention the cable would be installed soon. $6/month TG&Y television used it for four more years and gave it away
This is just hysterically funny!!!!!! forwarded to friends!!!!