220 channels and I pay $$$$$$$$, but there are only about 10 that I watch… The price goes up and the # of channels goes down. I WANT MY DODGERS !!! Cant get Time Warner Cable in Nevada.
When I bought my first TV with a remote control, I asked the checkout lady if I could drop the price by not buying the remote. ($350 for a 13" color TV), she said, “No, but trust me, you’ll like it.”.I went back for something else a few days later and she asked me how I liked the remote..“I love it. I can turn it on or off, make the channels go up or down, turn the volume up or down or mute it altogether.”.“And how’s the picture?”.“Oh there’s no picture. I don’t have an antenna.”. That’s when she realized I was crazy. I didn’t mention the cable would be installed soon. $6/month TG&Y television used it for four more years and gave it away
thirdguy almost 10 years ago
Yeah, but could he find anything good to watch?
J Short almost 10 years ago
What a ham.
jimgamer almost 10 years ago
8^)
junieb almost 10 years ago
Earl looks kinda snazzy today. What’s the occasion?
GROG Premium Member almost 10 years ago
His hobby is annoying Opal, but that’s not something he can get away with 24/7.
jtviper7 almost 10 years ago
220 channels and I pay $$$$$$$$, but there are only about 10 that I watch… The price goes up and the # of channels goes down. I WANT MY DODGERS !!! Cant get Time Warner Cable in Nevada.
She Mc almost 10 years ago
changing channels is a hobby, at least that’s what my husband says!!!
Number Three almost 10 years ago
That’s an understatement.
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pcolli almost 10 years ago
The ultra sound enema.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Well,Le Petomaine must have started somewhere.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 10 years ago
When I bought my first TV with a remote control, I asked the checkout lady if I could drop the price by not buying the remote. ($350 for a 13" color TV), she said, “No, but trust me, you’ll like it.”.I went back for something else a few days later and she asked me how I liked the remote..“I love it. I can turn it on or off, make the channels go up or down, turn the volume up or down or mute it altogether.”.“And how’s the picture?”.“Oh there’s no picture. I don’t have an antenna.”. That’s when she realized I was crazy. I didn’t mention the cable would be installed soon. $6/month TG&Y television used it for four more years and gave it away
Jolly1995 almost 10 years ago
This is just hysterically funny!!!!!! forwarded to friends!!!!