Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 09, 2024

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    Sugar Bombs 95  2 months ago

    Just be happy it came from her face and not the other end…

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    codycab  2 months ago

    The tears may actually be worth the wait.

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    nsr60  2 months ago

    Eye gunk?

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    Averagemoe  2 months ago

    What’s the current status on Phoebe’s knee, anyway?

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    boneroller42  2 months ago

    Hehehehe!! Unicorn!!

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    Enter.Name.Here  2 months ago

    Phoebe, count your blessings that it has to come from her face.

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    mccollunsky  2 months ago

    Glad it’s just the face.

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    Billavi Premium Member 2 months ago

    That magical mystery sounds amazing. I wonder if there is a tour of it

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    The Reader Premium Member 2 months ago

    Hope she didn’t pick it up off of the road!

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    iggyman  2 months ago

    Kind of ew, even from a Unicorn!

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    richardmosa  2 months ago

    Well, saliva does have healing properties.

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    DaBump Premium Member 2 months ago

    I keep thinking of Steven Universe.

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    French Persons Premium Member 2 months ago

    Well, you know, things like urine do have medicinal qualities..

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  2 months ago

    I’ve noticed that when people start something with “funny story”, it’s seldom funny….

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    Zoomer&Yeti  2 months ago

    So that is snot exactly Unicorn Tears, huh?

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    Calvinist1966  2 months ago

    Someone did say on Monday that Phoebe was hoping for unicorn spit. I replied that I remembered that it was another bodily fluid that she wanted. Phoebe did specify on Tuesday that she wanted unicorn tears but she now fears that she is getting either spit or snot.

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    trainnut1956  2 months ago

    Somehow, I don’t think Unicorn Slobber would be a best seller…

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    Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl  2 months ago

    The Magical Mystery Cure.

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    Sensei Le Roof  2 months ago

    The Beatles should be by any minute.

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    mistie710  2 months ago

    At least it came out of the front end!

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    prrdh  2 months ago

    Another possibility is that she hawked up a nice wad of phlegm.

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    Stephen Gilberg  2 months ago

    What’s Marigold’s full name again?

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    cafed00d Premium Member 2 months ago

    Roll up for the Magical Mystery Tour!

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