Humans suffer COL (cat on lap) and just have to ride out the infliction. So the unicorn equivalent would be COB, you just have to suffer through it because you never move a sleeping cat.
From Wikipedia article on “Fundamental interaction”:
“In physics, the fundamental interactions or fundamental forces are the interactions that do not appear to be reducible to more basic interactions. There are four fundamental interactions known to exist:1
“gravity
“electromagnetism
“weak interaction
“strong interaction
“The gravitational and electromagnetic interactions produce long-range forces whose effects can be seen directly in everyday life. The strong and weak interactions produce forces at minuscule, subatomic distances and govern nuclear interactions inside atoms.
“Some scientists hypothesize that a fifth force might exist, but these hypotheses remain speculative.”
The fifth force is clearly the force that binds a cat to its resting place.
1. Slide hands under cat.2. Lift cat.3. Place cat to one side.4. Stand, go about your business.5. Cat will move to warm spot thinking it got over on you.
Averagemoe 3 months ago
It’s a vortex. You really need to lay off the forgetting spells.
codycab 3 months ago
If Garfield was upon Marigold, then she would REALLY have trouble moving.
overtherainbow 3 months ago
This is iconic cat-atonia! LOVE!!
eldeecee 3 months ago
A sign of trust.
Wilde Bill 3 months ago
Oddly enough, my cat is sitting in my lap right now despite my attempts to shift her off.
enigmamz 3 months ago
Are we sure that’s not Thor’s cat?
Kwen 3 months ago
Because even UNICORN! is nothing to CAT!
Jungle Empress 3 months ago
My cat has not yet learned to do this. It’s only a matter of time. Then I will be at her mercy.
JenF 3 months ago
Don’t have a cat… but I do have a hairless dog… and I can say… accurate.
French Persons Premium Member 3 months ago
Marigold, you have been claimed by Gladys the Cat. You are now her property. As it’s been said: “A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff”.
iggyman 3 months ago
My cat used to jump on my back and lick my hair, ruined many a t-shirt! Now that she’s very old she does not do that very often any longer!
eddi-TBH 3 months ago
I kept a book handy for this event.
Decepticomic 3 months ago
Chairs don’t talk, Marigold.
dessertlady Premium Member 3 months ago
Humans suffer COL (cat on lap) and just have to ride out the infliction. So the unicorn equivalent would be COB, you just have to suffer through it because you never move a sleeping cat.
Steverino Premium Member 3 months ago
Let sleeping cats lie.
Zoomer&Yeti 3 months ago
The highest compliment – when a Cat chooses you to be their servant!
DaBump Premium Member 3 months ago
Sorry, can’t help. I’ve got a ca on me.
mistie710 3 months ago
Is this how moggy-dons were discovered?
prrdh 3 months ago
From Wikipedia article on “Fundamental interaction”:
“In physics, the fundamental interactions or fundamental forces are the interactions that do not appear to be reducible to more basic interactions. There are four fundamental interactions known to exist:1
“gravity
“electromagnetism
“weak interaction
“strong interaction
“The gravitational and electromagnetic interactions produce long-range forces whose effects can be seen directly in everyday life. The strong and weak interactions produce forces at minuscule, subatomic distances and govern nuclear interactions inside atoms.
“Some scientists hypothesize that a fifth force might exist, but these hypotheses remain speculative.”
The fifth force is clearly the force that binds a cat to its resting place.
Truthinker 3 months ago
It is a condition called Feline paralysis
richardmartintaylor 3 months ago
Tomorrow the comic will be renamed: ‘Phoebe and Her Cat Furniture.’
Ainimache Premium Member 3 months ago
It’s something cats can do: purralyze their victi…furnit…people, I meant people!
pchemcat 3 months ago
Sorry Marigold, cats are what are referred to as immovable objects.
willie_mctell 3 months ago
It’s the variable mass thing. An 8 pound cat in a human lap can within seconds have the mass of an average neutron star.
artjohn42 3 months ago
1. Slide hands under cat.2. Lift cat.3. Place cat to one side.4. Stand, go about your business.5. Cat will move to warm spot thinking it got over on you.
Aladar30 Premium Member 3 months ago
Cats magic, way superior that Unicorns.
French Persons Premium Member 3 months ago
We need to see more of Gladys the cat ❤️
crim_ferret 3 months ago
Cat Gravity