Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 20, 2023

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    codycab  5 months ago

    For a second there, it looked like Engleblart was flirting with the girls.

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    ericbrower  5 months ago

    A better question; how does Dakota know what moldy cheese and socks tastes like?

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    Templo S.U.D.  5 months ago

    Shall we get to the main task at hand, Dakota, and stop worrying about your goblin physique and sense of taste? Engelblart is waiting.

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    Uncle Kenny  5 months ago

    Whoever knew that “Blart” could mean so many things?

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    iggyman  5 months ago

    Why are they talking in parentheses? Translations from Goblin language I guess!

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    SNVBD  5 months ago

    Love is in the air……..

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    Johnnyrico  5 months ago

    So…. Since she knows what they taste like… How often does Dakota eat moldy cheese and socks??

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    bigcatbusiness  5 months ago

    Of course. It would be obvious that Dakota would check everything. Phoebe has already been a goblin at some point, so no new experience for her. Hmm, Dakota wasn’t kidding when she said this goblin was different. Now up to the long, reading task. Maybe the book will have pictures?

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    weshorse  5 months ago

    Well moldy cheese would be easy because perhaps Dakota ate some by accident once.

    As for moldy socks, that would be a little harder.

    I imagine very bitter and smelly like old sweat.

    Never smelled moldy cheese though.

    Maybe their mouths just make different saliva and odors than as humans.

    When Phoebe ate that scarf in the last book I was thinking how and what happened to it in her stomach when she turned back into a human.

    Realistically it couldn’t be digested and would make her sick if not causing an intestinal blockage.

    Unless it disappeared from her body when she turned back into a human??.

    that was the first real instance of a cartoon scenario where no actual harm came to Phoebe from doing something hugely unnatural.

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    The Reader Premium Member 5 months ago

    You mean, you had that for breakfast too!

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 5 months ago

    That looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship ♡ and Dakota, are you sure you want to know why?

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    Decepticomic  5 months ago

    Try not to think about it. Mmm… Moldy cheese and socks. [Drool]

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    Wichita1.0  5 months ago

    Goblin breath mints. Not that tasty. Or effective.

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    ratton8  5 months ago

    Is Phoebe about to rack up another crush?

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    Daeder  4 months ago

    So what’s the book called anyway? “Zen and the Blart of Motorcycle Maintanence”?

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    asrialfeeple  4 months ago

    Phoebe still seems to be wearing her foot- and hand wear while Dakota seems to be having some trouble adjusting.

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    neatslob Premium Member 4 months ago

    Ah, Dakota hasn’t been a goblin before, has she?

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    Wizard4168  4 months ago

    Look on the bright side, Dakota, at least your tail is cute.

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    [Unnamed Reader - e476da]  4 months ago

    She probably doesn’t talk about all her dates.

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member 4 months ago

    Didn’t Phoebe still have the goblin tail for a little after changing back? if so, I hope it happens after these two change back.

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    jerrica.benton333  4 months ago

    i wonder if gentelman engelblarts day job is stealing my stuff tho

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