Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 08, 2022

“My unicorn ate my homework!” That’s a new one.

You also have to put in the answers that “human propaganda” has been teaching me.

Speaking of Sriracha, I heard there’s a shortage of the stuff; learned of it a few days ago at the grocery store at which I’m employed when a shopper asked me and I in turned asked another employee about to pass by. Luckily, the shopper and I were able to find some knock-off brand instead of the usual kind with the rooster printed on the bottle, much to the shopper’s gratitude of me following him when I was putting away other things back to their shelves.

Unicorns like sriracha sauce. Who knew?

After Marigold ate Phoebe’s homework, and she digested the contents, did she become smarter?

Homework is done in the cloud now… Kinda hard to eat.

Nothing like paper with sriracha.

“What if your homework is oats?”

See, now, i would have thought Cholula, rather than Sriracha…