Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 25, 2022

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    Averagemoe  over 1 year ago

    Here’s a song that goes out to a girl who isn’t here. And that’s exactly where I want her.

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    Sugar Bombs 95  over 1 year ago

    Phoebe’s next writing project will be to write a story.

    It’ll be titled “How Marigold the Beautiful Unicorn Saved the Day, No Thanks to Phoebe the Time-Traveling Chowderhead”.

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    Wizard4168  over 1 year ago

    Not really helping there, Phoebe.

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    mccollunsky  over 1 year ago

    The kid who is covering his face right now is not the person I am talking about at all.

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    nsr60  over 1 year ago

    Fortunately, “The Glasses Human” doesn’t sound like a nickname with a long shelf life.

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    WelshRat Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Busted by denial!

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    nerdhoof  over 1 year ago

    Right now he is probably hiding his face like LSH.

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    Antiyonder  over 1 year ago

    Phoebe: This is just a platonic admiration and nothing more.

    But the rest of the class doesn’t buy it for a moment.XD

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    iggyman  over 1 year ago

    Now everyone is looking around the room!

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    weshorse  over 1 year ago

    Laughing so hard at this one!!.

    first Phoebe is now referring to Max in the same manner as a non-binary person somewhat like Ferny the unicorn except Ferny could be called a Neigh.

    But the fact she also mentions Max as The Glasses Human is even more embarrassing than if he or she just were honest in the first place.

    Now she’s addressing his disadvantage like if he had braces.

    They both made bigger fools of themselves than anything.

    And blushing like a tomato is just too funny.

    Although blushing like a tomato could sound like it might be an allergic reaction to something.

    Otherwise a complete and satisfying joke from start to finish.

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    scyphi26  over 1 year ago

    Everybody ignore the blushing kid in glasses sitting in the classroom then.

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    Decepticomic  over 1 year ago

    And every kid immediately turns their head towards Max.

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    andacar  over 1 year ago

    “…who doesn’t make themselves the center of everything.” HINT HINT.

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    DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ya know, admiring someone so much is awfully close to being attracted, having a crush… woo hoo!

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Phoebe, please stop pointing poor Glasses Human

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    ratton8  over 1 year ago

    I hope it’s more “I’m not used to people saying such nice things about me” blushing, but I suspect it’s along the lines of “can a hole please open up under me right now so I can fall in it and die”

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