Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 18, 2022

Does your roomba scream “OWWWW WHY WAS I CREATED THIS WAY?!” like in that one video?

Hey, get your own Roomba! We need that one to clean up the cat and unicorn hair.

Maybe cuz this Roomba doesn’t talk?

ooh Robo-Phoebe

unicorns — biological or mechanical — {eye roll}

I love how they seem to know each others thoughts

I do like how they circled back to the roomba gag. I didn’t see it coming but it is hilarious. I also BADLY hope RoboMari puts a wig on it so Robo phobe is just.. a roomba with phoebe’s hair.

Cats do sit on both those things

Not even close, but maybe if you add a few freckles…!

Roombas now can talk?

So does the robot unicorn have its own shield of boringness?

My mom had a roomba. it keeps trying to escape.

My local grocery store has a tall drone, it looks like Kryton from the second season of Buck Rogers, that rolls around the store looking for wet spots to report. The guys behind the butcher’s counter told me it was the 2nd model. the first one hadn’t been properly program with the dimensions of the store and in mid test was seen rolling out the door and into traffic on knapp rd near 309 south

Well, the difference between them is that one wanders around making a loud whining noise, and….

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…oh, wait, I said “difference”, didn’t I? I’ll come in again.

That would be comparing Marigold with a mechanical bull and she’d be like “How dare you!”

At lest the Roomba does her chores.

But it sucks!

Ooh, ooh, I think I may rename my Roomba to Phoebe.