Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 23, 2022

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    Averagemoe  14 days ago

    Do it in song form. That’s the most efficient way to burn it.

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    codycab  14 days ago

    Kinda like How Roger from “American Dad.” needs to be a jerk or else he’ll die.

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  14 days ago

    oh, we so don’t want to see the mass extinction of unicorns rambling about their narcissism to non-unicorns

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    LupisLight  14 days ago

    Wait, so how has Lord Splendid Humility not exploded by now?

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    Enter.Name.Here  14 days ago

    A unicorn exploding is sadly a beautiful sight. All the sparkles and flashes of color and …..

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    iggyman  14 days ago

    “I started out as a colt”? She starts!

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    Troglodyte  14 days ago

    This gives an entirely different meaning to “swelling with pride”! :D

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    Decepticomic  13 days ago

    Maybe she should start a podcast.

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 13 days ago

    Seems like a low bar. I don’t want most people to explode, even the ones I hate. It would be messy.

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    SylviSterling  13 days ago

    Today, June 23rd, and my lovely Unicorn Balloon is still with us! She’s becoming softer, more velvety, but still inflated and round! She is now 12 days old! A fine ripe old age for a helium balloon. She is spending her “golden days” on my nightstand.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  13 days ago

    I wouldn’t want her to explode either!


    People would probably expect me to clean that up.

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    bgrauman  13 days ago

    MARIGOLD: “There was once a unicorn named Taffeta Brilliance Unlimited. For one brief moment, she allowed herself to withhhold her non-stop ability to talk about herself, and……….” / PHOEBE: “And?” / MARIGOLD: “Fortunately, we found enough of her scattered around to enable herself to be whole again. Not many unicorns can do that.” / PHOEBE: “Really?” / MARIGOLD: “Taffeta did have to wait until she grew another cheek.”

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    DaBump Premium Member 13 days ago

    Ah yes, keeping you from exploding. That’s what friends are for!

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