Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 12, 2022

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    Averagemoe  5 months ago

    Phoebe! That’s cheating! You’ve only been counting for three seconds.

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    Antiyonder  5 months ago

    The spell is undone. She lives again!

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    codycab  5 months ago

    Well that was a disappointing cure. Steve didn’t even SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE his booty.

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    mistie710  5 months ago

    Bum bumbum bum bum BUUUUUUUUUUM!

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    C  5 months ago

    Try it Dakota

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    Concretionist  5 months ago

    Lessee. the magic haunches remove stiffness from whatever gazes upon it. Does Dakota need her bones?

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  5 months ago

    okay, Steven Slitherhorn’s tail also isn’t a snake

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    Decepticomic  5 months ago

    I remain concerned about Dakota’s development. Also, if looking at Steve’s butt cure petrification, what happens if you look at it while he’s twerking?

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    Enter.Name.Here  5 months ago

    Steve is showing her his butt and his face at the same time. The spells are crossed! She might turn into tofu!

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    iggyman  5 months ago

    ELO’s "Turn to Stone " comes to mind!

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    boneroller42  5 months ago

    Hmmm, I wonder how Steve does in the Unicorn Olympics

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    eddi_tbh  5 months ago

    “I’m back? Where did I go?”

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    Jungle Empress  5 months ago

    Magic butt!

    (giggles immaturely)

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    bigcatbusiness  5 months ago

    Was kinda expecting a snake tail but that’ll do.

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    adunano367  5 months ago

    I’ve seen some magic butts, Heather Graham, Jessica Alba, many more. They had the opposite effect on me, though.

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    Alicelth Premium Member 5 months ago

    Yay finally! 8)

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    Wizard4168  5 months ago

    Dakota actually wants to look at the magic butt? Sorry, hon, but you’ve officially crossed the weirdness event horizon.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 5 months ago

    One of the rare times Marigold is speechless.

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    Josequeen   5 months ago

    She has returned!!

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    Willywise52 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Or is she? I’m not so sure.

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    The Elves Of Xadia  5 months ago

    …ok…

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    cuteswan Premium Member 5 months ago

    I never realized Dakota was such a freak. Maybe that’s why she keeps Phoebe as a secret friend – someone she can be weird with without judgment.

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    squeakybunny  5 months ago

    It’s kind of like reverse lycanthropy. When you see the moon, you turn normal.

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    scyphi26  5 months ago

    I can tell Marigold’s still trying to process what had just happened to her, suggesting she probably has at least some sense that something had happened to her, but probably not all of the details.

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    ars731  5 months ago

    Stupid sexy Steve!

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    dpullen17  5 months ago

    I don’t remember reading about Medusa’s “magic butt” unfreezing people?

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    Catlover1029  5 months ago

    How could Marigold see if she was stone??

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    lunatic03867  5 months ago

    This could be permanently solved by Steve wearing a hat.

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    fuzzybritches  5 months ago

    Umm, what a sight to wake up to . . .

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    BullCityFats  5 months ago

    Steve needs to wear a hat

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    amaneaux  5 months ago

    She’s back!

    Except she never actually went anywhere.

    Which means she’s not actually back.

    So where is she?

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    BiggerNate91  5 months ago

    Phoebe still wasn’t quite past denial.

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    Widdershins  5 months ago

    BCN occasional reporter here … The question we have to ask ourselves, is why was Marigold looking at the Heavenly Butt in the first place.

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    DaBump Premium Member 5 months ago

    Gotta love a strip that has the phrase “magic butt” in it, eh?

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    Code the Enforcer  5 months ago

    The Who did a song about this, right? ‘Magic Butt’ – ?

    Oh, wait! It was ‘Magic BUS’ !! … That’s right! … (never mind) … :)

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