Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 15, 2021

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    codycab  12 days ago

    “Uh oh!” Is right. What sort of mean scheme is Dakota planning this time?

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    Antiyonder  12 days ago

    Phoebe should have just muted herself so that we could draw our own conclusion to her dialogue. Like say a colorful metaphor:-D.

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    Averagemoe  12 days ago

    “I noticed you have some sort of round thing with a mute symbol floating over your head. Turns out those are worth a fortune on the goblin black market. And it happens that Blaartholemew once showed me the secret entrance.”

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    Black76Manta  12 days ago

    That’s the problem with not listening to what they tell you, you can miss something important!

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    Concretionist  12 days ago

    Lying (nodding and smiling in this case) ALWAYS causes a problem of some kind. Though I’d not have survived this long if I hadn’t managed to learn how to nod and smile AND hear a bit of what’s being blathered.

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    kaykeyser  12 days ago

    yep I saw that was a possible outcome. Loud House did a similar episode. So I considered it possible.

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    iggyman  12 days ago

    “People hearing without listening” (Sounds of Silence Simon and Garfunkel ) !

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    eddi_tbh  12 days ago

    She’s been invited to Dakota’s birthday party. At the Goblin Grill.

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    Troglodyte  12 days ago

    Good luck ferreting out the missing info, Phoebe, given Dakota and you have almost no common friends…!

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 12 days ago

    Finally Dakota opened her heart to Phoebe and she muted her… shame on you, Phoebe!

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    The Reader Premium Member 12 days ago

    If only she had a rewind button.

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    Decepticomic  12 days ago

    Hijinks to follow. Good luck, Phoebe.

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    ShadowBeast  12 days ago

    I think we all saw this coming. Dakota was most likely being very sincere too. Phoebe’s only hope is to wait an hour or two and ask Dakota to remind her of everything and blame something magical.

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    Bring Back "The Good Place"  12 days ago

    Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George’s boss gave him instructions while he (the boss) was in the bathroom, assuming George had followed him—but he (George) hadn’t

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    Firestar  12 days ago

    You said it. I have no idea.

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    BiggerNate91  12 days ago

    And there’s the drawback!

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    rpmurray  12 days ago

    Time to have Marigold give her a rewind button.

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    CaveCat87  12 days ago

    Yeah, this is TVTropes refers to as Didn’t Think This Through.

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    SunflowerGirl100  12 days ago

    This really happened to me, decades ago in college. The third morning in the dorm, I commented on how soundly I slept (after two nights of not sleeping). My roommate asked if I remembered answering the phone. I just barely did. And then I realized someone may have asked me out on a date and I had no idea of where or when!

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    scyphi26  12 days ago

    I knew that was going to happen!

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    ChrisTrey  11 days ago

    Off Topic:

    It came up in “Agnes” about a strip featuring an Agnes meet up with Phoebe and Marigold.

    I think a better matchup would be “Phoebe and Her Unicorn” and “Wallace the Brave” (if you haven’t seen it, it is THE BEST new comic out there, from the artwork to the characters). I think a “Spud” and Phoebe romance would be amazing to see. Marigold (the Unicorn) vs Sterling would be awesome as well

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    Night-Gaunt49  11 days ago

    How will Phoebe find out? Will she ask one of the magickal creatures to find it or come clean to Dakota and ruin that friendship?

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member 11 days ago

    As I frequently tell my patients with hearing loss, smiling and nodding when you don’t understand can get you in sooooo much trouble.

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    InquireWithin  11 days ago

    Great. Next thing you know, Dakota will be explaining how MLM works using circles, or maybe trying to get her to tithe to some non-denominational ministry…

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    Enter.Name.Here  11 days ago

    I don’t have a mute button, but I forget names of strangers so fast that I MUST have an erase button somewhere.

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    jerrica.benton333  10 days ago

    whuh..? … i mean 93rd<3!!!

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