Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 30, 2021

Could be worse, Marigold. Someone could be recording this and putting it on YouTube. (Takes out camera phone in front of Marigold)

They really should put up a warning sign. “Caution: Vortex”.

My vortex is very captivating as well:-D.

Ha! Even unicorns are not immune to CAT-atonia (where one can’t get up if a cat is sleeping on one’s lap—or whatever ;-). LOVE Gladys!

Hey, you try standing up after a cat decides your lap is it’s favorite napping place. (Those claws dig in deep!)

Gladys most definitely is a vortex!

name an escapable vortex, Marigold, compared to an inescapable oine

Gladys kind of reminds me of Faron from the Peanuts comic strip.

No, no. That’s a valid reason to call for help.

Marigold does not look at all upset or frightened.

Did you just admit that KITTY-CUTENESS power is even mightier than UNICORN ?

Phoebe, don’t just stare, save her to that savage beast!!!

A cat can anchor one to the chair with no effort.

Once a cat finds a nice spot… (Usually a cardboard box you meant to throw away) !

We call it “being catted”.

A cat-shaped vortex wouldn’t be the weirdest thing we’ve seen in this series. BLART!

Not ro nitpick, but it’s “vortexes” not “vortices”.

Galdys: I’m making a note here “huge success”.

I just started reading this feature, and am liking it. Can anyone explain why the unicorn has a cow tail?

A sleeping vortex!

I can vouch, cats are most definitely vortices in more ways than one.

Nap vortices are a very real and very dangerous thing.

The struggle is real.

I’ve long thought that “I had a cat on my lap” should be considered a legitimate excuse for being late for anything.

Gladys seems more like a tempest.

My granddaughters call this feline paralysis.

Cat’s are our hidden protectors. They know when one of the Old Ones start to push through into our dimension to sow violence and insanity. Only cat scratch fever from a cat can temporarily send an Old One away.

gladys is just like santa cruz :P

Marigold’s correct on this one. Cats qualify as a vortex.

Cats are vortices, no matter what anyone else says.