Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 18, 2021

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    codycab  3 months ago

    Marigold: Good at eating, bad at business.

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    Averagemoe  3 months ago

    You get what you paid for.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  3 months ago

    well, there goes the business proposition

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    Enter.Name.Here  3 months ago

    Personally, bread taste better to me. And it doesn’t leave twigs between my teeth.

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    kaykeyser  3 months ago

    one must never fill up on bread. I know hard to resist but I always eat one before the staff takes the basket away and the rest after my meal if the staff hasn’t by then taken the basket that Im still using off the table.

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    eddi_tbh  3 months ago

    Endless breadsticks are my kryptonite.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Today Phoebe learned something new.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 3 months ago

    Ka-BREAD! Oh, wait, that’s next strip.

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    Vince M  3 months ago

    “Don’t fill up on bread! That’s how they get you!” – every parent at an all-you-can-eat restaurant.

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    Decepticomic  3 months ago

    But do unicorns always get free butter too? That part is crucial to whether or not this “free bread” thing is a ripoff.

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    salenstormwing  3 months ago

    I was worried about the “Unlimited Breadsticks” clause in this contract! CURSES!

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    mistie710  3 months ago

    Beats loafing around, I suppose.

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    scyphi26  3 months ago

    To be honest, this was probably the better outcome to have happen, seeing they were basically trimming that hedge without permission.

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    Code the Enforcer  3 months ago

    Soooo … Guess the lesson HERE is …

    You CAN’T eat the shrubs at THE OLIVE GARDEN !!!

    (The Unicorns just can’t resist!)

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    NWdryad  3 months ago

    Phoebe probably should’ve checked on the hedge first before fetching Mr. Sasaki.

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    Troglodyte  3 months ago

    Let it roll, baby, roll…

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    pacplus1982  3 months ago

    Unicorns get free bread? That’s like saying one can convert dollars into francs just because of their lifestyle choices.

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    jerrica.benton333  2 months ago

    yeah right, MG has been hanging out in the food not bombs parking lot too much, obvy.

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