Obviously unicorns would have the magical ability to be living calculators. The word for it is “arithmancy”.
I’ll give this “unicorn math” a shot. But if I see one letter in an equation, I’m out!
what’s the other 67.6%? not about Marigold, yes, but seriously
Obviously, Marigod doesn’t know that 87.3% of the statistics cited by a Unique Orn are made up on the spot.
maybe this will end with a “Be Quiet spell” ? I men that’s what I would do. but my ides never go the same way as the comic.
Minuend, subtrahend, unicorn!
Don’t worry, Phoebe. Mari has got you covered! :D
Math? No thanks. Even in unicorn form.
a squared plus b squared plus c squared = UNICORN! I get it now!
Nothing wrong with you, Phoebe. You’re just female. A male can happily go an entire three day weekend without saying anything to anybody, except maybe for a nod or two at a buddy in the bar. If you get a female to go ten minutes without saying anything, she will have a psychotic episode.
Okay so I know like only one of you guys has fully read one of my stories (Shout out to Goat.) so I will now be doing one every once a week on thursdays. This is because I can’t think up one every day and also because I am lazy in general.
I Read All Of The Comics From The First One To Here!
Hearing Tom Lehrer’s voice: “Hooray for unicorn math, unicorn math . . .”
At least Phoebe is aware of her problem.
That’s quite a specific percentage, Marigold.