Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 10, 2021

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    Averagemoe  12 days ago

    After I’d assumed Millie had already used up every major variation on this joke.

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    codycab  12 days ago

    Phoebe, really! Give it some air.

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    Antiyonder  12 days ago

    Again congrats on your success Phoebe:-D.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  12 days ago

    Is Marigold in agreement with Dakota that Phoebe should talk less, but more in a polite manner?

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    Concretionist  12 days ago

    Har. D. Har.

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    RyanOrtega  12 days ago

    Write it down, hosehead!

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 12 days ago

    Marigold’s suggestion will also be “Talk less”. But said in a more gentle way.

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    eddi_tbh  12 days ago

    I haven’t seen a performance like that since Millie was studied as a source of perpetual motion.

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    Decepticomic  12 days ago

    Wow, that’s great Phoebe. I think we can all learn a less—

    Awkward Silence Time


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    tremor3258  12 days ago just going to post the other great example of appreciating silence

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    amaneaux  12 days ago

    And now, a sight seldom witnessed by outsiders, we see what a quiet person does while taking a break.

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    aefabbri  12 days ago

    It reminds me of Groo the Wanderer: “Listen to how quiet it is, except for now that I am talking”

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    The Reader Premium Member 12 days ago

    All that silence is drowning out my voice!

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    Mando  12 days ago

    Here I am back with another story. Sorry I don’t stay up until 3:00 or whatever to tell the stories but THIS IS THE NEXT BEST THING. Also A lot of these stories I have heard or read about. I do not own these. Except for the butcher one I sorta made that story up. Part 2 in the comments sry.


    Farmers hate to have their sheep stolen. Or eaten. That’s why wolves were such a problem. Every year an average of 300 sheep could be eaten by the same wolf! Most of them were killed by farmers or hunters but a couple still remained. One man named Terry Grove had given up killing wolves. He thought it was wrong and should be stopped because wolves were starting too become extinct where he lived. But one day when he was in the pub he heard a farmer telling a story about a white wolf that had killed all of his sheep. “That wolf was invincible I swear. I shot at him with my shotgun but it’s like the bullets just went through him.” The farmer said. Over the next few weeks more reports of the white wolf popped up. Some said that the wolf was the devil others said he was the ghost of a wolf they had killed. One night Terry was on his porch looking at his dog in the fields. As the dog pranced around a White figure in the shape of a wolf appeared. The wolf ran at his dog and jumped onto him. Terry ran inside to grab his shotgun but when he came back out it was too late. The wolf was gone. And so was his dog. Terry was angry. He quit his oath to stop killing wolves and he made a plan with two other men who had been struck by the wolf. "I will be with a small lamb with my shotgun. At midnight I’ll sneak out and wait for the wolf. When the wolf tries to get the lamb I’ll shoot him. Then you two come in if I die. The other men thought that it was too risky. They backed out. I don’t need them. Terry thought. The next morning when Terry wasn’t back at his house the other men went to the spot to see if he was there.

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    mistie710  12 days ago

    Hello darkness my old friend….

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    Troglodyte  12 days ago

    If silence is golden, Phoebe’s interpertation would probably rate “brass”.

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    jerrica.benton333  12 days ago

    Kids, this is what happens when you double up on your “ADHD medication” :D

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    InquireWithin  12 days ago

    Breathe, Phoebe, breathe.

    And pay no mind to that troll who’s trying to out-talk you — it’s just another child who’s desperate for attention.

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    cmxx  12 days ago

    And if she gets tired of drowning out the silence with talking, she can use her earbuds.

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    asrialfeeple  12 days ago

    Enjoy the silence.

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    StoicLion1973  12 days ago

    Dakota told no lies…

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    MakiHooves  11 days ago

    OMG that is totally me. you can ask my wife and sister that i will haver so much….,.,.

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    dogday Premium Member 11 days ago

    Trust me, Phoebe: we’ll cope. We will definitely cope.

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    wknehans  11 days ago

    To quote Yosemite Sam: “Shut up shuttin’ up!”

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    JadyngerbilWong  11 days ago

    So this is Pheobe’s perspective of “Silence” apparently ha, ha

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