Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 07, 2021

Good morning campers.

Marigold won’t last. Sooner or later, she’s gonna want to see herself again.

More dialogue that we likely didn’t see…

Marigold: Sure the groundhogs have Bill Murray, but even he shouldn’t be able to outdo Unicorns.

I wonder what its like to be in the Ground Unicorn Day time loop?

Try bribing Marigold with some strudel, sometimes you can get information that way.

Actually, though I don’t know if Mari remembers this, Punxsutawney Phillida Sparkletail was the unicorn that set the whole groundhog thing up in the first place. She was a bit of a practical joker in that respect.

Sorry Marigold. But you can’t compete with Groundhog and win.

Ka-LOOPHOLES!

Oh, wait, Rip Haywire is NEXT in my queue. ;^.^

Just like Marigold to want to outdo other holidays that involve animals.

“That seems like cheating.”

(imagines the speaker of this dialogue in the cartoon saying this instead: Open your eyes.)

Is Marigold eligible to run for Congress?

Can I use ground unicorn to make sparkly chili con carne and, if so, should I or should I not add beans?

Marigold is a politician. Whether she realizes it or not, she’s a politician.

Ground Unicorn Day sounds like a terrible event at a meat-packing plant…

You can’t be the groundhog, Marigold. Nice Try.

marigold is justuh lil dirt gerbil! justuh cute lil ole dirt gerbil! yes she eeeuhz! Yes she eeeuhz!

also, i am having a dilemma… there are already exactly 93 <3’s on this ep. (and i have yet to smash that <3 button :P) … i want to be 93 <3 but even when i can’t BE 93<3 i still want <3 to be 93 (obvy)

but i also want as many <3s as possible, because it makes the comic more popular…

(because, this is the greatest and best comic throughout the universe, obvy)

do you see my problem?

what should i do?

HELP MEEEEE!!!