Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 14, 2021

The magic hair is still canon? I don’t remember Dakota going through that phase after the Newspaper Launch.

well, Dakota, if you hadn’t started picking on Phoebe since Marigold came around, you wouldn’t be in this predicament

Dakota is basically complaining about the good times she had. So far…

Don’t mean to wax poetic here, but this is very much like the old stories of humans who encounter magic. When you travel to faery realms, whether you will or no, you are not the same when you return to mortal lands. You can never go back to what you were. And somehow the popular girls sense this. Dakota isn’t one of them anymore; she’s seen and done things they can’t understand. No wonder she’s angry, and blames it on Phoebe.

I was on Phoebe’s side last time. Now Im on Dakota’s. Kids, don’t sniff people. It is weird. I know girls want you to know they smell. They spend a lot of money making you want to smell them but you don’t sniff them or bring up the fact that they smell.

Dakota has a point here. But only forgetting all of her plans to “steal” Marigold from Phoebe and other things. I’m enjoying her rage. Maybe this will change her relationship with Phoebe in better.

(senses misuses of the word “stink” in the cartoon)

“Are you SNIFFING me?”

(senses an indication of no subtlety in this piece of dialogue in the cartoon)

Has she tried yelling at the goblins?

She has smell like that since the beginning. But honestly, if being popular is your quality, Dakota… I feel pity for you, it means you have nothing at all, you depend of other, not of yourself.

Dakota might need help.

Hey, she’s just following your logic, Dakota. Really, I’ve noticed that half the time you set yourself up for these sort of things.

Good one…..

As a founding member of United National Coalition Of Outsiders and Luddites (UNCOOL) I will paraphrase one of our movies League of Extraordinary Gentleman – “You ROOK of [Wierdness]!” – Mr. Hyde

I can see why dakota does stink. She’s been wearing that coat for how long now? Unless this is all in the same day… if so that a long day

Wait… I thought she was bragging before that the GOBLINS which now DAKOTA is complaining about, were carrying her like a QUEEN. Now she be complaining. Well then Dakota just keeps changing her sides.MY GOD

‘My darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage.’

Dakota should be thankful for magic hair. I’d give my right arm for some.

Dakota isn’t wrong, Phoebe did set in motion on Dakota gaining some weirdness to her. But aside from that, Dakota just seems to be lashing out because her world has come crashing down with losing her popularity status.

The worst curse I can imagine would to be normal, average and ‘cool’…