Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 14, 2021

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    Averagemoe  over 2 years ago

    The magic hair is still canon? I don’t remember Dakota going through that phase after the Newspaper Launch.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    well, Dakota, if you hadn’t started picking on Phoebe since Marigold came around, you wouldn’t be in this predicament

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    codycab  over 2 years ago

    Dakota is basically complaining about the good times she had. So far…

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    andacar  over 2 years ago

    Don’t mean to wax poetic here, but this is very much like the old stories of humans who encounter magic. When you travel to faery realms, whether you will or no, you are not the same when you return to mortal lands. You can never go back to what you were. And somehow the popular girls sense this. Dakota isn’t one of them anymore; she’s seen and done things they can’t understand. No wonder she’s angry, and blames it on Phoebe.

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    kaykeyser  over 2 years ago

    I was on Phoebe’s side last time. Now Im on Dakota’s. Kids, don’t sniff people. It is weird. I know girls want you to know they smell. They spend a lot of money making you want to smell them but you don’t sniff them or bring up the fact that they smell.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Dakota has a point here. But only forgetting all of her plans to “steal” Marigold from Phoebe and other things. I’m enjoying her rage. Maybe this will change her relationship with Phoebe in better.

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    Mario500  over 2 years ago

    (senses misuses of the word “stink” in the cartoon)

    “Are you SNIFFING me?”

    (senses an indication of no subtlety in this piece of dialogue in the cartoon)

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    DDrazen  over 2 years ago

    Has she tried yelling at the goblins?

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    Neo Stryder  over 2 years ago

    She has smell like that since the beginning. But honestly, if being popular is your quality, Dakota… I feel pity for you, it means you have nothing at all, you depend of other, not of yourself.

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    MollyGirl  over 2 years ago

    Dakota might need help.

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    scyphi26  over 2 years ago

    Hey, she’s just following your logic, Dakota. Really, I’ve noticed that half the time you set yourself up for these sort of things.

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    raybarb44  over 2 years ago

    Good one…..

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    Thinkingblade  over 2 years ago

    As a founding member of United National Coalition Of Outsiders and Luddites (UNCOOL) I will paraphrase one of our movies League of Extraordinary Gentleman – “You ROOK of [Wierdness]!” – Mr. Hyde

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    《Lily》 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I can see why dakota does stink. She’s been wearing that coat for how long now? Unless this is all in the same day… if so that a long day

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    {} ~ - * Aesthetic Unicorn * - ~ {}  over 2 years ago

    Wait… I thought she was bragging before that the GOBLINS which now DAKOTA is complaining about, were carrying her like a QUEEN. Now she be complaining. Well then Dakota just keeps changing her sides.MY GOD

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    asrialfeeple  over 2 years ago

    ‘My darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage.’

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    NWdryad  over 2 years ago

    Dakota should be thankful for magic hair. I’d give my right arm for some.

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Dakota isn’t wrong, Phoebe did set in motion on Dakota gaining some weirdness to her. But aside from that, Dakota just seems to be lashing out because her world has come crashing down with losing her popularity status.

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    Craig Westlake  over 2 years ago

    The worst curse I can imagine would to be normal, average and ‘cool’…

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