Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 13, 2020

“If there were any justice in the world”… Buddy, you better get used to being disappointed.

Okay, perhaps an entire town where everyone is perpetually celebrating valentines day sounds too cutesy for words. But in a perfect world, it’s a concept that works.

Are we sure he’s a unicorn and not a donkey with a carrot and star stickers glued to him?

I like how the temple arms of the glasses disappear in frame 2 and then magically re-appear in the next frame.

A unicorn nerd. He must be the one who writes those magic apps Marigold keeps trying out.

Even by unicorn standards, his vanity is off the charts.

I want to punch him in the face.

Unfortunately, I know some Humans like him…

Panel 4 gives the impression that Phoebe might not like him.

Just what Phoebe needs. Another unicorn crushing on her. What he deserves is a good slap in the face.

A unicorn version of Artie Ziff. (Marge’s self-absorbed first date from The Simpsons)

Someone needs contacts & an orthodontist…lol ;^)

Phoebe is very much not impressed.

(sees text of “Tell us what you REALLY think” in the cartoon; believes the receiver of the “valentine” in the cartoon was really doing this in its first three panels).

If there were any justice in the world, you wouldn’t exist.

He’s the unicorn version of Warty Bliggens.

https://sites.google.com/site/warty0bliggens/

Well, at least his size helps his cuteness.

YIKES!!!

I feel this character is offensive to people with bad teeth, glasses and an healthy ego.

With those glasses and buck teeth, he looks more like a WWII Stereotype Japanese…

I’m wondering if this is the real hiding unicorn as he really looks, but without the stars and a white horn.

Why is the tongue green?