Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 30, 2019


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    Averagemoe  over 1 year ago

    Now magically remove the ice cubes from this soda so I don’t have to drink it before it get’s all watered down.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  over 1 year ago

    now Phoebe has just plain apple juice

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    kaykeyser  over 1 year ago

    Remind me to keep Marigold away from Liberace. Feel free to use that joke if you think it works.

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    codycab  over 1 year ago

    Doesn’t take much for Marigold’s jealousy to get out of hand, does it?

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 1 year ago

    This is when she tosses the now-flat and ruined juice in marigold’s face, right? No?

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    Dirty Dragon  over 1 year ago

    “Somebody owes me a burp!”

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    3cranes  over 1 year ago

    Well, darn! The bubbles don’t last that long anyway!

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    Antiyonder  over 1 year ago

    So how can she be sure Marigold is doing something to the juice as opposed to being on an apple juice high:-)?

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    Troglodyte  over 1 year ago

    What will Mari do if she comes across sparkling wit?!

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    enigmamz  over 1 year ago

    If THOSE sparkles make her feel insecure, she may need to see the unicorn psychologist.

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    eddi_tbh  over 1 year ago

    My favorite New Year toasting beverage.

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    Monster Hesh  over 1 year ago

    Don’t be the fun police, Nostrils.

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    asrialfeeple  over 1 year ago

    Get a handle on your jealousy, Marigold.

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    Calvinist1966  over 1 year ago

    It doesn’t matter so long as the magic spell improved the taste.

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    scyphi26  over 1 year ago

    Now that’s not cool, Marigold. Drinking it without the fizz takes all the fun out of it.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 1 year ago

    Soda bubbles used to hurt my tongue, so I had to swish it around to decarbonate it. Keep me away from Pop Rocks.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 1 year ago

    Just outsparkle it, jerk.

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    Night-Gaunt49  over 1 year ago

    Now it isn’t nearly as good.

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    miniapplejack  over 1 year ago

    Wonder if she can cast that when you get that tingly feeling when your arm/leg goes to sleep?

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