Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 13, 2019

Well to be fair, Stella’s riddle was a pun too.

Try again, Dad.

Dad jokes are a real thing. Just ask my daughter.

Brown and sticky: pancake syrup?

What has a head but never thinks, legs but never runs, and a foot but never stands? Shame on those who have to google it.

Wonder if he considered asking her to name something that’s so cool, it’s hot. You know, Pop Tarts.

…and also the answer to the question “What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back”.

Wow I want to do a riddle so bad but I can’t what I’m I?

Stella might have to flee to another country. What do you put on a table and cut, but never eat?

Dad can handle the Sphinx.

Phoebe’s dad went to The Unknown Comic School of Comedy.

Dad doesn’t work from home? I’m somehow surprised.

Oh yeah, there’s no way she’s going to be willing to put up with this forever…

Dad, and bad!

Is Stella Sphinx related to Michael and Leon?

At least he didn’t ask, “What’s brown and sounds like a bell?”

The beginning of a beautiful friendship?

Q: What’s the difference between the guy in the White House and a moron?

A: Given a chance, a moron will learn.

Pheebs has the coolest parents.

Ah, yes, one of the riddles dealt out (by a sphinx) on Bristlebane Day… In Everquest 2 (whence Darkstripe).

It might be a dad joke, but it’s still a riddle. AlsoQ: Why did the little lamb work softly?

A: Because it couldn’t walk hardly!

Mud is brown and sticky too.