Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 13, 2019


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    Averagemoe  5 months ago

    Well to be fair, Stella’s riddle was a pun too.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  5 months ago

    Try again, Dad.

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    momofalex7  5 months ago

    Dad jokes are a real thing. Just ask my daughter.

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    codycab  5 months ago

    Brown and sticky: pancake syrup?

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    Enter.Name.Here  5 months ago

    What has a head but never thinks, legs but never runs, and a foot but never stands? Shame on those who have to google it.

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    NickyOldfieldDesciple  5 months ago

    What’s orange and sounds like a parrrot? A carrot! I’ll see myself out.

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    Antiyonder  5 months ago

    Wonder if he considered asking her to name something that’s so cool, it’s hot. You know, Pop Tarts.

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    Tigressy  5 months ago

    …and also the answer to the question “What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back”.

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    destry1970  5 months ago

    Wow I want to do a riddle so bad but I can’t what I’m I?

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    asrialfeeple  5 months ago

    Stella might have to flee to another country. What do you put on a table and cut, but never eat?

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    aardvark138  5 months ago

    Dad can handle the Sphinx.

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    salenstormwing  5 months ago

    Phoebe’s dad went to The Unknown Comic School of Comedy.

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    Tallguy  5 months ago

    Dad doesn’t work from home? I’m somehow surprised.

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    scyphi26  5 months ago

    Oh yeah, there’s no way she’s going to be willing to put up with this forever…

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    prrdh  5 months ago

    Dad, and bad!

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    amaneaux  5 months ago

    Is Stella Sphinx related to Michael and Leon?

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    Stephen Gilberg  5 months ago

    At least he didn’t ask, “What’s brown and sounds like a bell?”

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 5 months ago

    The beginning of a beautiful friendship?

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    Kali  5 months ago

    Q: What’s the difference between the guy in the White House and a moron?

    A: Given a chance, a moron will learn.

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    Michael W. Barr Premium Member 5 months ago

    Pheebs has the coolest parents.

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    darkstripe  5 months ago

    Ah, yes, one of the riddles dealt out (by a sphinx) on Bristlebane Day… In Everquest 2 (whence Darkstripe).

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    aardvark86au  5 months ago

    It might be a dad joke, but it’s still a riddle. AlsoQ: Why did the little lamb work softly?

    A: Because it couldn’t walk hardly!

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