Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 11, 2019

I can sit on anything I want. Who cares about tail-holes?

Marigold’s attempt to do a parental rebellion is still not working.

Phoebe is precious. Like “Sweetie Belle” precious.

OK, that’s it.

As I mentioned before: If that fact doesn’t seem rebellious to Marigold’s parents, nothing will.

Humans are like pets to Unicorns. GOOD Phoebe! Good girl! Does she do tricks?

boop

Is the same I think.

Looks like Marigold can’t win.

Try harder, Mari! Your parents are tough cookies.

I now love Tulip Celestial Nostrils almost as much as I love Infernus the Unicorn of Death.

These unicorns seem a little less … absorbed, compared to all the others we have meet.

Face it, Marigold—your parents are perfect for you.

HOLD IT!!! It took me days but I just noticed… Marigold’s parents are wearing glasses. Glasses are corrective devices. On a UNICORN? Is one implying unicorns can have imperfect eyesight?

Maybe they’d be shocked when they see Phoebe has five toes on her feet?

Well at least she hasn’t called her little Phoebe Whoebe like another unicorn would have.

unicorn boops a human

Wait. That’s illegal.

Yes we are when we are that young.

Eat some jerky? Use her hands to draw something?

Moms! Whaddya gonna do? They know cute when they see it!

Ok, why are her parents wearing glasses? I thought Unicorns were supposed to be perfect in every way!