Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 24, 2019

Is that a real song?

I’ve come to theorize that electricity is a key component of unicorn magic.

TURN IT UP AND RIP THE KNOB OFF!!

Snorri Sturluson seems to have left out Harald Bluetooth’s middle name, as well as his species, from his tales of Viking Kings.

That’s why they call him bluetooth.

So why is Harald Sparklyhoof Bluetooth wearing headphones? Was this showing the point at which his runes were bound together to make the Bluetooth logo we all know now?

This is a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves…

I love The Unicorns.

Somehow, an ear worm seems far too common for a unicorn. An ear Midgard Serpent, maybe……..

I thought he’d have only one blue tooth.

But… Bluetooth was actually a viking….

It’s a better story than being named after a viking with a moldy tooth.

I always thought that song was kind of unicorny.

I know that song!