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Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 12, 2019

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    Sugar Bombs 95  about 1 month ago

    Considering how long unicorns live, that scroll probably goes at LEAST as far back as the Mesozoic.

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    Averagemoe  about 1 month ago

    Don’t bother prototyping a scroll printer, they already exist. You might even find a small one making receipts at the nearest grocery store.

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    Troglodyte  about 1 month ago

    That’s enough reading material to last a while, Marigold. Wonder what skeletons will tumble out now?

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    LrdSlvrhnd  about 1 month ago

    We used to have scroll printers. Just had to tear off the holey edges.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  about 1 month ago

    Alfred Yankovic’s “Amish Paradise” much? (So please don’t point and stare, we’re just technologically [and magically] impaired.)

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    chassimmons  about 1 month ago

    Not too important, but in traditional scrolls the writing does not work like on a scroll printer, but sideways, forming pages. The two handles are to the reader’s left and right, not up and down.

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    codycab  about 1 month ago

    If unicorns are so advanced, we should be asking for jetpacks.

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    Timmainsson  about 1 month ago

    I have one. But its hard to find the parchment roll refills

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    asrialfeeple  about 1 month ago

    Did I mention how cute that baret looks on Phoebe?

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    DHBirr  about 1 month ago

    I’m hoping that somewhere in that scroll, a prankster hacked it and inserted a line about hamsters and elderberries.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  about 1 month ago

    I thought they would primarily use the genealogy site for unicorns, 23andMeMeMeMe.com.

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    rpmurray  about 1 month ago

    I have a roll of paper in my bathroom. And what it prints is about as meaningful as what you get from those genealogy sites.

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    Daeder Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I thought unicorn printers were all clop-matrix.

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    craigwestlake  about 1 month ago

    I had one; it was personally inScribed…

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    rgcviper  about 1 month ago

    I call foul! The site unicornancestors.com said it couldn’t be found.

    However, why do I have the sudden urge to create it?

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    cocavan11  about 1 month ago

    Why “printed out”? What does “printed out” say that a simple “printed” doesn’t say? It’s like the superfluous “at that point in time” rather than the succinct “at that time”. People seem to be suckers for new idioms and phrases which they think are an improvement, but which are really pointless and foolish pleonasms.

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