Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 18, 2018


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    Averagemoe  6 months ago

    Then it says tap dance to the rock. And there’s a note on that direction that says “Yes, we really mean it.”

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    Enter.Name.Here  6 months ago

    The instructions PRECISELY said “THE” tree, not all trees.

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    codycab  6 months ago

    Guess they won’t be making it. Thanks for your “help”, Dakota.

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    asrialfeeple  6 months ago

    Dakota is known for her detailed directions, I see.

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    gammaguy  6 months ago

    “It is best to follow directions PRECISELY.”

    NOT when the directions are IMprecise.

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    WaitingMan  6 months ago

    If you followed the directions “Lather, Rinse, Repeat” on a shampoo bottle exactly, you would get stuck in an eternal loop.

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    Nun'Ya Bidness™  6 months ago

    and 5 hours later, Dakota finds them as the rest of them are leaving the party.

    “I assumed you knew that I meant ƬHЄ ƓƠƁԼƖƝ ƬƦЄЄ!

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    imjustlurking  6 months ago

    I hope it’s not the Forest of No Return

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    L Ron Pony  4 months ago

    It isn’t always best. Following directions precisely is how I ended up in Waumbeck Junction, New Hampshire.

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