Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 22, 2017
Dakota: Heyyy, Dweeby Phoebe...where's your stupid unicorn? Phoebe: She went with her sister to some Canadian unicorn spa, and I'm having a lot of trouble adjusting. I didn't realize how much I depend on her just to feel normal. Maybe that's part of what makes somebody a best friend. Dakota: I didn't actually wanna know. Phoebe: And yet you do. Maybe you shouldn't tease me.